From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Cyrus returnin teh exziles
1 Rite awaez Cyrus, Perzian top cat, to makes teh wurd of teh Ceiling Cat by teh mouf of Jeremiah truth, teh Ceiling Cat riled hims up and made him says and writted it down,
2 Cyrus top cat of Persia sayz Ceiling Cat doen gotted meh awl kingdoems of urth; and him wantz me make him a house at Jerusalem, srsly, in Judah.3 Oh, Hai? Who iz of LOLcats? Ceiling Cat bez wif him, go gets him up tu Judah an maeks a houz for teh Ceiling Cat of Israel, (him iz Ceiling Cat,) which is in Jerusalem.4 And whos stayz where him goed, let tems gives him silber, bling, an cheezburgers, besides teh other stuff gives tu teh Ceiling Cat house dat iz in Jerusalem.
5 Then him gets up with teh other cats and teh Levites, with Benjamins, to goes and build teh Ceiling Cat house in Jerusalem.6 And everyone gives them silber, bling, and cheezburgers, even not eated them even after giving teh other stuff.7 Cyrus teh Persian top cat also bringed out Nebuchandnezzares stuff, and putted them in teh Cat houze too. Srsly.;8 Even all that stuff did Cyrus Persian top cat bringed out by teh paws of Mithredath the treasurer, and counted thems out to Seshbazzar, bestest cat of Judah.
9 And teh numberz be: thirtee plaitz of cheezburgers, ah thowzand plates of silber, no quite thirtee knifes,
10 Thirtee boels of cheezburgers, a bunche of silber bowls, an about a thowzand other stuffs.
11 All teh stuffs was five thowzand and four hundred. Sheshbazzar did gotted them out of Babylon and putted them in teh Jerusalemz.
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