From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1. And Ceiling Cat keep speekin to me:
2. U kno thoes two cats over dere? Theyr momma dun kno who iz baby daddy.
3. And they iz both... SLUTS! Peepls from south tuched their butts. And other stuff. And they likd it.
4. And teh cats has weerd namez and makes the baybees like doll factoreez.
5. Da oldr sister wants be biggest hor. So she finded a big army.
6. And teh army iz all pretteh, wit horsies and shinies.
7. So the oldr sister makes the boom boom with teh army. Lots.
8. She useded her sexins she lernd from teh peeps in teh south. Dey gave her lots of sexins from teh south. And they gave her affekshuns. And broozes. And gonoreeuhs.
9. So I gives her to teh army becuz she iz infachuaded.
10. But teh army peepls dun want her cuz she iz hor. So dey took away all her baybees and made her ded. Srsly.
11. And teh youngr sister saw this but wanted to be bigger hor than her oldr sister.
12. So she gots her sisters blak book and findeds all the mens who made teh sex with her sister. And she sayd "HAI U R HOTT LETS MAK OUT"
13. And I sees that she is lik her sister. Becuz they do the hor. And now she is dirty. Lik a hor.
14. But she wuld gets honry at pikshurs of mens in red.
15. And she gots turnd on by theyr belts and theyr hats and teh red.
16. And sos she hads her girlfrenz tell the mens in red where to hav gud time.
17. And teh mens in red started doing things to her. And she did things to herslf with teh mens in red. And then lots of mens in red tuk turns doing things to her. And then she was lik eww gross.
20. She liekd teh guys with teh big penises... lol teh RLY big penises
31.Youz has gone de way of ur sister, so I be stealin' her bucket and gives it to u.
32.Dis is wat Ceiling Cat say: U will drink ur sister's bucket, a bucket this big, rly this big. Wai. Teh bucket is filled up wif angry stuff, cuz its a rly big bucket.
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