Ezekiel 2

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Ezekiel hears the voice of the Lord.
Zeke am heer ceiling cat

1 Ceiling cat telled me "Stands up kitteh! I speex" 2 I standed ups liek majik. 3 Ceiling cat sez "Go on teh holibobz to Izrale. Teh peepz dere, dey iz trubble dere an doan liek Me". 4 "Go dere (Dey iz trubble dere an doan liek Me) an say 'I has from ceiling cat dudes, lissen!'" 5 "If dey has lissen or no has lissen (Dey iz trubble dere an doan liek Me) dey am seez u iz holiez kitteh. K?" 6 "U no am scardeycat! Iz prickelz n bugz n dey iz not nice (Dey iz trubble dere an doan liek Me)." 7 "U tell dem wot I sez - dey mite want or do not want (Dey iz trubble dere an doan liek Me)."

U be Good Kitty

8 "U be good kitty an u get treetz." 9 Heer comez da maleman! Oohh, letta 4 kitteh! 10 Cuvverd in teh tiny werdz - I tink it am bad newz :-(

Ezekiel 2
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