Ezekiel 10

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1. OK so liek I lookd teh ceiling ovr teh hedz uv teh kittehs An over dem wuz big comfee chairz maed of sparkle stonez.

2. Ceiling Cat sed too man in da clothez "liek u gotz go btween wheelz undr creechers n fill u handz w/ burnng colez. Den u gotz scatter coalz across cityz. I was liek watchin him goez.

3. Teh creecherz sat round souf uv tempul An wen he went in diz big clowd waz liek buckit ovr coartyrd.

4. An den teh lite uv Ceiling Cat waz liek reechin critical mass and went on invisible bike 2 entrance o teh temple. tehn teh claowd waz liek fill teh templez n stuff n teh coartyrd waz blazzin wif teh litez.

5. teh noize maid bye teh creecherz wingzez waz hurd in teh outsyde coartyrd. and ceiling cat meowed to his peeplez.

6. So tehn Ceiling Cat waz liek "linen clothz guy taek fier form wheelz undr creecherz" An man went n stood bai weelz.

7. 1 of teh creecherz reeched in2 fier An gotsed coals n gived tehm to teh manz in linenz. Tehn he went awayz, but not on invisible bicycle.

8. I sawd all creechurs had cat paw undr wingz.

9-10. Also liek dere iz 4 wheelz bside eech creecher. De wheelz was liek shien liek purdy stonez n eech haz nother wheel cross it.

11. Wen de creecherz movez day go wharevar dey wantz with no turnzez round.

12. b/c day haz eyez all ovar deir bodiez.

13. some voize callz me liek "omg whirling wheelz!!!!!1! LOL"

14. Eech creecher iz liek haz 4 face. OK so 1 fayce waz liek bull, 1 fayce waz liek hooman, 1 fayce waz liek lion, 1 fayce waz eagle.

15. (btw day were same creechurs I sawed by Chebar River.) so den wen creechurs rose in air

16. n moved teh wheelz stopped n wen creechurz flewed teh wheelz followd b/c creechurs waz controlling liek on invisible leash.

17. but wen dey stud up, deez onez stud; but den I wuz afrade cuz other onez lifted up demselfs too: beecuz da speerit of teh living creechur waz inside tehm! adn I sed zomg!

18. then teh glori of Ceiling Cat shot frum teh haus and stud ovur da creechurz liek he wuz mad or soemthing ai not noez.

19. all the creechursz wint up der wings, high up frum teh Urf; I not lyin! I seez it, dey left tho... da wheelz also wer der, alot ov peepl stud in frunt of teh door at dum... east gait at da ceiling cat haus tehn all teh gloriez ov thez ceiling kat wuz ovur tehm abuv.

20. dat I tink waz creechur taht was undr the Ceiling cat bi teh river ov Chebar; adn I new dey wer dat dem der cherrybimz.

21. all dem had 4 fasez! but den evry 1 had 4 wings to; adn the lookingz of dem fingr liek a kitteh was undr der wings.

22. der fases look liek teh onez I sawd by Chebar River, they goes in a line after a logn tiem.

Ezekiel 10
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