From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Revision as of 03:12, 14 October 2007 by Wotthe7734
- Sum guye wented to Levi's place an marryed hiz doter.
- An the doter hd a bayby who wuz a boi so she hided himm.
- So she decided to do wot Pharo saied an put hm in teh rievr but she maded a bote fur him sos he woudt drounz. & she sed pharo is liek rly laem 4 tellz us puts babyz in teh river & not sais u no can has botez lol st00pid pharo.
- An his big sis miriam wuz tehr 2 & she hided & wotched him flote awai. & teh crocodielz & teh lolrusz did not eated him. wich wuz good cuz if dey did tehr wudnt b no mor storyz & htis wud b rly short bibul.
- An teh Princess was nekkid in ur riiver havin baffs cuz she rly liekd baffs and sawed teh widdle babie and gotted him out.
- An teh baby cryd, an Princess wuz liek whoah. A Hebruw. & he iz teh cute 2. WANT!!!!!!!!!
- An miriam wuz teh rly smrt kidz & she sayd shoud I gett a Hebruwe to takes caer ov it?
- An Princes she wuz liyk, yeah. so miriam wentd bak 2 her momcats base & sed woah mom, teh princess is finded my kid bro & she is wants hebroo momcat to taeks care of him & u can goes 2 princessz base & do dat & how kewl iz htat?
- Princess wuz Phoaro's daoter, btw, srsly. An she sed to teh Heberw ladie who wuz rly teh babyz momcat u can has a money 4 bein babysitr & she sed k. cuz Herbbwe layde wuz liek, whoa its my baby. Only she dint sai it ot lowd.
- An wen he wuz grone up, Princess wuz sayed, Ur naym is Moses, srsly. cuz she sed i meanz i took u out ov teh riverz & stuf.
- Wun dai Moses saw sum gyptian guy beting on a nother Jew.
- So he capped him.
- An then sum otha guyz whu wurr Jewz saied, y u do dat?
- An Moses wuz llike Your not teh bos of me! An thot to hisself How did tehy no bout it?
- An Pharo wuz liek, WHUT? GONNA KILL HIM! But Moses runnd awai to liv in Midian wif d00d naemd jethro but ncis wuznt inventd yet so he was sheeplhurd.
- An dese gurls caym to get woter for sheeples, an wuz seven of dem.
- An sum sheepleherds who wuz bout as evil as puppehs sed u no can has a watr & triyed to stop em but Moses helpd em.
- Teh gurls got hoem, an thier dad sayd Why u so quik getin woter?
- So they tole him a bowt Moses. but dey didnt tellz him dey thot moses wuz all hot & sexy & stufs.
- An ther dad wuz liek Bring hm her & he can haz cheexburgrz & pepsis & stuf but no fryz cuz fryz wuznt nventd yet.
- An Moses livd wif da man an maried his doter Zipporah. & all teh ohter grrlz wuz sorta jelus but l8r dey can haz menz 2 so was k.
- An tehy haded a baby cald Gershom, an wer liek lol gershom funy name.
- An latr on Pharo died an all teh Jews werre llike, too much wurk & htis suxxxxxx rly rly terabl. 4 rael.
- An Ceiling Cat herd em say it, and saied to hisself Oh rite i 4got. I is ment to not let that hapn. sry i iz stil n00b Ceiling Cat & i wil fixz htat bug in version 2.1.
- An Ceiling Cat gave props to teh Heberws, srsly.
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