Exodus 19

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|1=after whilz dey found dis desert wif some sand n stuff.
|1=after whilz dey found dis desert wif some sand n stuff.
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|2=dey lay on the sofas by da big mountain and snooozed}}
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|2=dey lay on the sofas by da big mountain and snooozed
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|4=remembre all the cheezburgers I gaves u n dat other stuff 2
|4=remembre all the cheezburgers I gaves u n dat other stuff 2
|5=o! an do what i says and iz be protectin u like u'z mai cheezburger.
|5=o! an do what i says and iz be protectin u like u'z mai cheezburger.
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|6=u guys can b mai posse!"}}
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|6=u guys can b mai posse!"
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|7=mozus went and told his d00ds
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|8=n him doods waz like WAI!!}}
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|8=n him doods waz like WAI!!
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|11=cause u gotsta be readies when i show up on s1nai n mai magic cloud
|11=cause u gotsta be readies when i show up on s1nai n mai magic cloud
|12=telz evr1 i no want uz on teh mountain
|12=telz evr1 i no want uz on teh mountain
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|13=if i catches u on teh mountain iz gonna eat u}}
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|13=if i catches u on teh mountain iz gonna eat u
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|14=mozus and his peeps cleaned out all their litterboxes, licked demselfes clean
|14=mozus and his peeps cleaned out all their litterboxes, licked demselfes clean
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|15=and mozus told him peeps "lokai. we cleanz now. No more buttsechs til afer Ceiling cat comes back"}}
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|15=and mozus told him peeps "lokai. we cleanz now. No more buttsechs til afer Ceiling cat comes back"
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|16=then there waz big storm and kittehs were like OMGWTFBBQ
|16=then there waz big storm and kittehs were like OMGWTFBBQ
|17=mozus and his peeps went 2 see teh ceiling cat
|17=mozus and his peeps went 2 see teh ceiling cat
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|18=Ceiling cat fell off teh ceiling, and he waz all on fire
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|18=Ceiling Cat fell off teh ceiling, and he waz all on fire
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|19=mozus was like wtf and ceiling cat was like chill out d00dz}}
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|19=mozus was like wtf and ceiling cat was like chill out d00dz
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|20=ceilin cat told mozus hai! come sit near the ceiling soz I can talk to yoos better
|20=ceilin cat told mozus hai! come sit near the ceiling soz I can talk to yoos better
|21=mozus went to talk and ceilin cat sed "I like u okay but I'm gonna eat ur peeps if they get up in mai biz
|21=mozus went to talk and ceilin cat sed "I like u okay but I'm gonna eat ur peeps if they get up in mai biz
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|22=even the ones wif cheezburgers"}}
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|23=mozus was like "omg ttly under control dood"}}
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|23=mozus was like "omg ttly under control dood"
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|24=an ceiling cat was like"okai okai u can bring arron 2"
|24=an ceiling cat was like"okai okai u can bring arron 2"
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|25=an mozus was like "sweet deal"}}
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|25=an mozus was like "sweet deal"
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[[Category:Exodus|Exodus 19]]
[[Category:Exodus|Exodus 19]]
{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Leviticus]]|PrevBook=[[Genesis]]|NextChap=[[Exodus 20]]|PrevChap=[[Exodus 18]]}}
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Latest revision as of 04:41, 20 December 2007

Old Testament
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At Meownt S1inaiz

1 after whilz dey found dis desert wif some sand n stuff.2 dey lay on the sofas by da big mountain and snooozed

3 Ceiling cat sed "HAI Moses! tell ur doods4 remembre all the cheezburgers I gaves u n dat other stuff 25 o! an do what i says and iz be protectin u like u'z mai cheezburger.6 u guys can b mai posse!"

7 mozus went and told his d00ds8 n him doods waz like WAI!!

9 den ceiling cat sed "i'm gon' be in ur magic cloud! talkin to ur doods10 so evrbody go cleans ur litter boxes11 cause u gotsta be readies when i show up on s1nai n mai magic cloud12 telz evr1 i no want uz on teh mountain13 if i catches u on teh mountain iz gonna eat u

14 mozus and his peeps cleaned out all their litterboxes, licked demselfes clean15 and mozus told him peeps "lokai. we cleanz now. No more buttsechs til afer Ceiling cat comes back"

16 then there waz big storm and kittehs were like OMGWTFBBQ17 mozus and his peeps went 2 see teh ceiling cat18 Ceiling Cat fell off teh ceiling, and he waz all on fire19 mozus was like wtf and ceiling cat was like chill out d00dz

20 ceilin cat told mozus hai! come sit near the ceiling soz I can talk to yoos better21 mozus went to talk and ceilin cat sed "I like u okay but I'm gonna eat ur peeps if they get up in mai biz22 even the ones wif cheezburgers"

23 mozus was like "omg ttly under control dood"

24 an ceiling cat was like"okai okai u can bring arron 2"25 an mozus was like "sweet deal"

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