Exodus 1

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=====Israel Gets Bigga In Egypt=====
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|1=An Jacob wented to Egypt and ppl an ther beybies goed too. Teh pepl wuz:
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|2=Ruben an Simeon an Levi an Judah
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|3=an Issachar and Zebulun an Benjamin
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|4=an Dan an Naphtali an Gad an Asher.
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|5=An evrywun wuz liek, we camed from Jacobses. Lol. An thier woz sebbenty of em.kthxbai!}}
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|6=An thenn tehy wuz al ded. Srsly.
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|7=An then thhere childern wuz lik, HARBLZ GOES WHERE? An then they new whear harblz wents, and maded babieses.}}
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|8=An then thier wuz a n00b king, an he wuz liek, lol I am Kinng of Egypt. Whoz Joseph? Don't even no.
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|9=King sayed to hiz peeps: Yo. Look at teh Ibruz, are lots of em.
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|10=We gotta stops em an take thear cheezburger. Or els theyll takes our cheezburger, srsly.}}
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|11=An he gived them too muchly werk to do. An wuz liek, mek teh citeis! Wif treasurz!
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|12=But teh Ibruz alredy knoed where harblz goes. An wer liek, yay babis. But boo, worrk.
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|13=An Egyptianz were like, work hardr!
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|14=An Egyptianz werr liek, Srsly, do all teh work for us. An work hardr.}}
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|15=An Egyptking wuz liek, yo babyladies, who mayke babies cum out.
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|16=Wen therz a boy jew, kill him. Wen therz a girl jew, kept them sose I can mack them. Kthxbye.
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|17=But babyladies sayed to selvs, teh Ceiling Cat wont like. An they didnt.
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|18=An the King he sayed, WHUT?}}
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|19=An they sayed to him, lady Jews dont even need us fur babes. They iz liek, nah. (O, an BTW, ur lady Egyptianz iz laemerer.)
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|20=Ceiling Cat wuz liek to babyladies, yu cann hav cheezburgers.
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|21=An buckets.}}
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|22=Then teh King wuz liek, evrone lissen up! All teh boy jws go in teh rivr, k? let dey b pwnt!
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An the Cat wuz liek, kk in teh river they go rofl chuck cheezburgerz of there hedz then go river big rofl they dezerve it they are noobz}}
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Leviticus]]|PrevBook=[[Genesis]]|NextChap=[[Exodus 2]]|PrevChap=[[Genesis 50]]}}
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[[Category:Exodus|Exodus 1]]
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