Ecclesiastes 7

From LOLCat Bible Translation Project

(Difference between revisions)
Jump to: navigation, search
m ({{verse}}'d)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{Old Testament}}
{{Old Testament}}
-
[[Category:Ecclesiastes|Ecclesiastes 7]]
+
[[Category:Ecclesiastes|Ecclesiastes 07]]
-
'''Smartz'''
+
===== Smartz =====
-
1 Uh gewd naim pwnz yur bestes smellz, and teh dai u loze all teh nyne lyvez pwn teh day uz gots teh nyne lyvez.
+
{{verse|1=Uh gewd naim pwnz yur bestes smellz, and teh dai u loze all teh nyne lyvez pwn teh day uz gots teh nyne lyvez.}}
-
2 Teh plais u cries pwnz teh plais u purrz, so goes thair, all teh catz loze nyne lyvez, tink bout diz. Srsly.
+
{{verse|2=Teh plais u cries pwnz teh plais u purrz, so goes thair, all teh catz loze nyne lyvez, tink bout diz. Srsly.}}
-
3 Sadnez pwnz teh purr, caus teh sad fais gewd for kiteez hairt.
+
{{verse|3=Sadnez pwnz teh purr, caus teh sad fais gewd for kiteez hairt.}}
-
4 Teh hairt of teh smart catz iz en teh sad plais, teh dum kiteez liaks to getz pettz n purrz, lotz.
+
{{verse|4=Teh hairt of teh smart catz iz en teh sad plais, teh dum kiteez liaks to getz pettz n purrz, lotz.}}
-
5 Teh smart catz leckturez pwn teh meow of teh dum kiteez.
+
{{verse|5=Teh smart catz leckturez pwn teh meow of teh dum kiteez.}}
-
6 Like teh crack of kitee fewds under teh fewd dysh, so iz teh meow of teh dum kiteez. Poyntless. K?
+
{{verse|6=Like teh crack of kitee fewds under teh fewd dysh, so iz teh meow of teh dum kiteez. Poyntless. K?}}
-
7 Pettz n purrz maiks teh smart catz dum, juhz like catnipz.
+
{{verse|7=Pettz n purrz maiks teh smart catz dum, juhz like catnipz.}}
-
8 Wyn all dun pwnz teh starht, juz liek payshins pwnz pryde.
+
{{verse|8=Wyn all dun pwnz teh starht, juz liek payshins pwnz pryde.}}
-
9 Wayt to uz clawz, aynger iz wut teh dub kiteez do.
+
{{verse|9=Wayt to uz clawz, aynger iz wut teh dub kiteez do.}}
-
10 Wayt to meow, "Y teh old time pwnz teh noob timez?" Diz dum. Srsly.
+
{{verse|10=Wayt to meow, "Y teh old time pwnz teh noob timez?" Diz dum. Srsly.}}
-
11 Smartz, liek teh cuhlers u git frum teh byrth catz, iz gewd for catz dat see teh bryte yelloh ting.
+
{{verse|11=Smartz, liek teh cuhlers u git frum teh byrth catz, iz gewd for catz dat see teh bryte yelloh ting.}}
-
12 Smartz iz shailter, juz liek cheezburgerz iz shailter, but gewd ting bout noeing stuff is: smartz pwn haz lotz of cheezburgerz. Srsly.
+
{{verse|12=Smartz iz shailter, juz liek cheezburgerz iz shailter, but gewd ting bout noeing stuff is: smartz pwn haz lotz of cheezburgerz. Srsly.}}
-
13 Tink bout waht teh Ceiling Cat duz: cat can maikz strayt teh stuff Ceiling Cat maikz twyste?
+
{{verse|13=Tink bout waht teh Ceiling Cat duz: cat can maikz strayt teh stuff Ceiling Cat maikz twyste?}}
-
14 Wyhn tymes gewd purr, wyhn tymes no gewd tink: teh Ceiling Cat maikz bowth. so uh cat noes noting bout teh nyne lyvez.
+
{{verse|14=Wyhn tymes gewd purr, wyhn tymes no gewd tink: teh Ceiling Cat maikz bowth. so uh cat noes noting bout teh nyne lyvez.}}
-
15 I see both of dez in mai poyntless lyve: teh gewd cat lose nyne lyvez en hiz gewdness, and teh nahty cat keepz teh nyne lyvez long tyme.
+
{{verse|15=I see both of dez in mai poyntless lyve: teh gewd cat lose nyne lyvez en hiz gewdness, and teh nahty cat keepz teh nyne lyvez long tyme.}}
-
16 No b to gewd, or b to smart- wai deestroi u?
+
{{verse|16=No b to gewd, or b to smart- wai deestroi u?}}
-
17 No b to nahty, or b to dum- wai loze teh nyne lyvez fast?
+
{{verse|17=No b to nahty, or b to dum- wai loze teh nyne lyvez fast?}}
-
18 Keep one in ur clahz, but dohn leyt go of teh uder. Teh cat afrayd of teh Ceiling Cat dun taik one or uder to fahr. K?
+
{{verse|18=Keep one in ur clahz, but dohn leyt go of teh uder. Teh cat afrayd of teh Ceiling Cat dun taik one or uder to fahr. K?}}
-
19 Smartz maiks teh smart cat pwn tin 1337 catz.
+
{{verse|19=Smartz maiks teh smart cat pwn tin 1337 catz.}}
-
20 Thair iz no gewd cat taht nehvr iz nahty, srsly.
+
{{verse|20=Thair iz no gewd cat taht nehvr iz nahty, srsly.}}
-
21 Dun lisin to all teh catz meowz, u mai heer ur servent cat meow bad tings of u-
+
{{verse|21=Dun lisin to all teh catz meowz, u mai heer ur servent cat meow bad tings of u-}}
-
22 Cus u noe u haav meowd bad tings of udder catz.
+
{{verse|22=Cus u noe u haav meowd bad tings of udder catz.}}
-
23 All dis I tes bai smartz und i sai, "Me wantz smartz"- But I cant do.
+
{{verse|23=All dis I tes bai smartz und i sai, "Me wantz smartz"- But I cant do.}}
-
24 Smartz far aiwais n seecritz, u cant find it. Srsly. WTF iz it?
+
{{verse|24=Smartz far aiwais n seecritz, u cant find it. Srsly. WTF iz it?}}
-
25 So i chainge to noe, studie n fynd smartz n teh skeem of tings n to noe teh dumness of teh badz n craizez of stoopid.
+
{{verse|25=So i chainge to noe, studie n fynd smartz n teh skeem of tings n to noe teh dumness of teh badz n craizez of stoopid.}}
-
26 Wurs dan lozin teh nyne lyves is teh gyrl cat dat iz clengie, dun let boi cat do stuffz n plai wit teh uder catz.  Teh gewd cat dat makez teh Ceiling Cat purr getz awai, but teh bad cat nevr getz awai.
+
{{verse|26=Wurs dan lozin teh nyne lyves is teh gyrl cat dat iz clengie, dun let boi cat do stuffz n plai wit teh uder catz.  Teh gewd cat dat makez teh Ceiling Cat purr getz awai, but teh bad cat nevr getz awai.}}
-
27 "OMG," teh smart cat saiz, "Dis I fynd: I taik all tings n maik one to fynd teh skeem of tings- whyn I lookz n no fynd I dyd see one gewd cat in teh allie, but no gewd girl cat.
+
{{verse|27="OMG," teh smart cat saiz, "Dis I fynd: I taik all tings n maik one to fynd teh skeem of tings}}
-
28 Dis I fynd: teh Ceiling Cat maiks all teh kiteez gewd, but kiteez leik, WTF, I do sumting els."
+
{{verse|28=whyn I lookz n no fynd I dyd see one gewd cat in teh allie, but no gewd girl cat.}}
 +
 
 +
{{verse|29=Dis I fynd: teh Ceiling Cat maiks all teh kiteez gewd, but kiteez leik, WTF, I do sumting els."}}
{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Song of Solomon]]|PrevBook=[[Proverbs]]|NextChap=[[Ecclesiastes 8]]|PrevChap=[[Ecclesiastes 6]]}}
{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Song of Solomon]]|PrevBook=[[Proverbs]]|NextChap=[[Ecclesiastes 8]]|PrevChap=[[Ecclesiastes 6]]}}

Revision as of 05:40, 9 March 2008

Old Testament
Bible5.gif
Smartz

1 Uh gewd naim pwnz yur bestes smellz, and teh dai u loze all teh nyne lyvez pwn teh day uz gots teh nyne lyvez.

2 Teh plais u cries pwnz teh plais u purrz, so goes thair, all teh catz loze nyne lyvez, tink bout diz. Srsly.

3 Sadnez pwnz teh purr, caus teh sad fais gewd for kiteez hairt.

4 Teh hairt of teh smart catz iz en teh sad plais, teh dum kiteez liaks to getz pettz n purrz, lotz.

5 Teh smart catz leckturez pwn teh meow of teh dum kiteez.

6 Like teh crack of kitee fewds under teh fewd dysh, so iz teh meow of teh dum kiteez. Poyntless. K?

7 Pettz n purrz maiks teh smart catz dum, juhz like catnipz.

8 Wyn all dun pwnz teh starht, juz liek payshins pwnz pryde.

9 Wayt to uz clawz, aynger iz wut teh dub kiteez do.

10 Wayt to meow, "Y teh old time pwnz teh noob timez?" Diz dum. Srsly.

11 Smartz, liek teh cuhlers u git frum teh byrth catz, iz gewd for catz dat see teh bryte yelloh ting.

12 Smartz iz shailter, juz liek cheezburgerz iz shailter, but gewd ting bout noeing stuff is: smartz pwn haz lotz of cheezburgerz. Srsly.

13 Tink bout waht teh Ceiling Cat duz: cat can maikz strayt teh stuff Ceiling Cat maikz twyste?

14 Wyhn tymes gewd purr, wyhn tymes no gewd tink: teh Ceiling Cat maikz bowth. so uh cat noes noting bout teh nyne lyvez.

15 I see both of dez in mai poyntless lyve: teh gewd cat lose nyne lyvez en hiz gewdness, and teh nahty cat keepz teh nyne lyvez long tyme.

16 No b to gewd, or b to smart- wai deestroi u?

17 No b to nahty, or b to dum- wai loze teh nyne lyvez fast?

18 Keep one in ur clahz, but dohn leyt go of teh uder. Teh cat afrayd of teh Ceiling Cat dun taik one or uder to fahr. K?

19 Smartz maiks teh smart cat pwn tin 1337 catz.

20 Thair iz no gewd cat taht nehvr iz nahty, srsly.

21 Dun lisin to all teh catz meowz, u mai heer ur servent cat meow bad tings of u-

22 Cus u noe u haav meowd bad tings of udder catz.

23 All dis I tes bai smartz und i sai, "Me wantz smartz"- But I cant do.

24 Smartz far aiwais n seecritz, u cant find it. Srsly. WTF iz it?

25 So i chainge to noe, studie n fynd smartz n teh skeem of tings n to noe teh dumness of teh badz n craizez of stoopid.

26 Wurs dan lozin teh nyne lyves is teh gyrl cat dat iz clengie, dun let boi cat do stuffz n plai wit teh uder catz. Teh gewd cat dat makez teh Ceiling Cat purr getz awai, but teh bad cat nevr getz awai.

27 "OMG," teh smart cat saiz, "Dis I fynd: I taik all tings n maik one to fynd teh skeem of tings

28 whyn I lookz n no fynd I dyd see one gewd cat in teh allie, but no gewd girl cat.

29 Dis I fynd: teh Ceiling Cat maiks all teh kiteez gewd, but kiteez leik, WTF, I do sumting els."


Ecclesiastes 7
Books Chapters
← Previous Next → ← Previous Next →
Proverbs Song of Solomon Ecclesiastes 6 Ecclesiastes 8
Personal tools