From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Fere me, o n00bs rofl
1 U must hover liek teh hovercat when u come too mai plaice. Srsly. Cuz I has knew carputz lol. N wen u come ovur, can bring meh teh cookehs kthx?2 N remmbr, I iz 1337 n U R n00b, so STFU, kk? Do a furum srch. Ttly.3 Cuz teh n00bz iz liek OMG WTF LOL ROFL CAN HAZ COOKEH??? n I haz alreddy clozed teh chat windoze lmao.4 But if u saiz, "O hai, I go get u cheezbrgr," u bttr bring meh teh cheezbrgr, cuz WANT NOW!5 If no planz bring back, at leest b honust, "O hai, I gotz u cheezburger, but ten I eated it."6 Donut saiz sumpin n00bish n ten sai, "OMG, Ceiling Cat maed me dooze it." WTF? Srsly. What I caer u sux?7 If u smokz teh catnip, u getz mad hai, rofl. But Ceiling Cat is still 1337er. So shud fere mah lazer beems.
Cheezburgers iz poyntless
8 But u sais OMG, I see othr n00bs n they makez post even tho iz duplikat. kk, n u see othr n00bs, seems eats cheezburger no destroid. kk, n sumtimez, iznt even n00b at all, seems haz 1337 status. But n00bz haz many levuls n Ceiling Cat iz slow to striek from ceiling wif lazer beems. So STFU. Srsly.9 Also remembur, Ceiling Cat created cheezburger, so if wantz can has cheezburger, shud be BFz wif inventur, rite?10 If sum1 sais, "O Hai, I iz hungri" all teh timez, u can feedz tem cheezburger n cookehs and still not fullz. Whine n whine n eet frum ur kitteh bole n stillz hungri.11 As tey eet teh cheezburgers, tey bcomz fatkitteh. lol biggr stumack meens not full! ROFL
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