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Der's a tym 4 Ebberythng
- 1 theer has is a sison for evryting, and a tiems for every perpos under teh ceiling.
- 2 a tiemz 2 git kittehs, an a tiems 2 get ded. a tiemz to bury the cheezburger and a time to dig up the cheezburger you has planted.
- 3 tiemz 4 killin the mouses and tiemz 4 being ok with them but not rly.
- 4 theres a tiemz 4 lollin and a tiemz 4 not lollin so much. A teimz 4 weepins and a teimz 4 dancin.
- 5 a tiemz to keep cheezburger and a tiemz to give them away, srsly. teimz 4 hugs, tiemz when hugz are NOT WANTED.
- 6 a tiemz 4 lookin round and a timez 4 getin bored and stop lookin.
- 7 a tiemz 2 brak and a teimz 4 fix and a teimz 4 STFU and a teimz 2 talkz.
- 8 A teimz 4 LUV and a teimz 4 HAT. A teimz 4 lots a killin and a teimz 4 only killin when nobodys lookin. u get teh picture.
- 9 wat gud is it 2 a kitteh from all dat trbl?
- 10 i has sees wat all trbl ceiling cat can makes 4 kittehs.
- 11 teh ceiling cat mades teh bestes cookies and cheezbuergrs. but he aslo mades us wantz the invisibl sandwitches he keepz up in teh ceiling, omg, ftw.
- 12 i knows teh invisibl cheezcakes has are not filling, but better is to do gud, liek mading cookies, upgradin ram, ect., k, srsly.
- 13 an also of cours teh surprize buttsecks wenever possibl, lol. ceiling cat sez so.
- 14 teh buket of cookies meads by the ceiling catz, is ful 4ever. no wai. wai!
- 15 now iz alredez haz been eaten. ceiling catz wants moar but iz hungree lol.
- 16 in teh sun iz judgd teh cookeez, an teh wikid buttsecks, an thai dont compair to teh rightisnez of teh cheezbuergrs.
- 17 ceiling cat iz teh judge, jury, xecushioner 4 a purpiz. itz hiz job - he Judj Dred.
- 18 ceiling cat gits in the est8z of men's kidz an showz them hoos bestes, so they see they has buttsecks 2.
- 19 4 kiddiez an bestes rofl; one dies, and then another; thez cant breeth from the lolz; men an bestes make a big buttsecks sandwhich to the ceiling. Thai likez it.
- 20 evereeone cumz from teh littursbox an goez back when they takes a break.
- 21 kittehs and nimulz upgradez and downgradez as ceiling cat watchz.
- 22 i knows what it looks liek, an we should be happy, 4 their iz plenty to share: who wants sum? wink wink. tis teh sison.
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