Colossians 2

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Colossians 2

1 Me snifftz yer buttz'n skratched ya, An doze at Laodicea, An alls nawt nevr snifftz mah buttz;

2 Der hapy tickers, sniff'n, An tinkin', Yo! itz Ceiling Cat, An daddums, An Sky Catz;

3 Dey havea flea collr.

4 An meow, dun be foowld agin. I iz sirius.

5 Yo! I ain't sniffnz yer buttz, I'm boozn, rolln ballz uv woolz, Anna knowz Sky Catz.

6 An yuz sniffnz Ceiling Cat da d00d, inniz littrboxz:

7 Snuggld himz, sniffnz himz, bin teached, happy cats.

8 Watchit an lookey out good lookin catz, fur da peeps, fur da cowz, nawt Ceiling Cat.

9 Fur crashpadz anna lazy fat uv da Sky Catz.

10 Anna youze dun, big d00dz, srsly:

11 Youze circumcised da circumcision wit no paws, nawt poopin onna littrboxz orda foreskin of da circumcisized Sky Catz:

12 Dugn burried, youze no Ceiling Cats, make himma zombie feller.

13 Youze, no Invisible Errorz annan uncircumcision of your penis tipz, him fast, sez Yo! yer ok nowz, meow.

14 Youze ok, I dinna no, I stold it, srsly stuk it to littrboxz wit nailz;

15 An bummd da d00dz, dere dey iz, meows wit glee.

16 No peeps be judge judy bouts kibble, ora milk, no dissn stuffz, or moonz, whateva:

17 Dat stuffz gunna be; lookey Sky Catz, srsly.

18 No peepz gunna fool yuz, lyahz anna tards, sup youze stuffy d00dz,

19 Iz gotz splittn headake, Iz hungover anna sor, anna dum, anna seein Ceiling Cats.

20 Youze dum ded cows nawt Sky Catz, huh, youze here, listnz ta judge judy,

21 (Donna gobblitz greedy

22 Youzea fat azzez;) cauze judge judy sed so? Yup!

23 Dat goez ta showz ya, dum catz, nawt likkin yer furz: nawt happy kitty, srsly.

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