From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 Ceiling Cat sed: these peeplez are bad. Moab is on timez out.
2 i's is profeshunal berner nowz.
3 i's is also dais some moar, Ceiling Cat sed.
4 Ceiling Cat sed: Judah you is bad toos, you ignorez Ceiling Cat, nd bow tew dem fake Ceiling Cat stachooz. yuo is on punishment.
6 Ceiling Cat sed: Izrale you too!? Why you sellz shooz? You is on punishment.
7 Why you makes hobos derty, and steels wimps moneys? Whyz you an ur dad has buttsecks on same harbl?
8 You is sleeps on cherch, and getz drunks even when you has not a hard day.
9 i's tolds you about the Amorite berns?
10 i's gave you this lands form Egypt?
11 i's mades you strawng boyz. O rly, Izrale? Sed Ceiling Cat.
12 But you donts carez, you just drunks, and says no tells.
13 So now I's feels konstipaiteds.
13 i's gonna makes yuo on such a punishment!
13 you's will has invisible clumzies, nothing werks.
14 Only if you has kerudge, then you can runs nakid, sed Ceiling Cat.
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