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|8=whos spaeks meh sez i. and he sez it is meh, , whoo yo be persecuit.}}
Latest revision as of 13:37, 20 August 2009
1 "Catz, listenz to wot i got to sez bout me.
2 (When dey hears him talk Hebreu, dey wos quiet an listen'd. an' he sed,)
3 i is Jooish cat, born in Tarsus, but i wos tought by teh paws of Gamaliel bout teh laws an stuff bout Ceiling Cat.
4 i persucooted teh cristan kittehs, puttin bof moma catz and dada catz in jailz.
5 as teh high dood is witness wit teh elders, i gotz letterz an went to Damascus. i took dese cristan catz and bringd dem bound to Jerusalem, to b punished.
6 travlin to Damascus was i, and suddenleh celing cat showed a lihgt on meh!.
7 so i's fell to teh grounnd fearful. and ceiling cat sez paul cat paul cat why yoo persecuits me?.
8 whos spaeks meh sez i. and he sez it is meh, Happy Cat , whoo yo be persecuit.
9 the catz wit me saw teh bright lightz an don't understand.
10 so i saiz what do i do ceiling cat?.
11 i cud not see. i were taken in teh basket to Damascus
12 a cat called Ananias live dere.
13 he made me see again.
14 Ceiling cat have choose u to do stuff.
15 u has to tell catz wot he sez.
16 Y is u goin'? Has a wash.
17 So, when i went to Jerusalem next. i prayed n got high.
18 He den sez, Run away from 'ere. dey no believe ur sayin bout me.
19 i sed, Dey no wot i did.
20 i made ur guy Stephen dead.
21 He sed, i is gonna sent u to teh Gentiles.
22 dey listened, den lifted him with dere meaows. dey sed, Take him away to die.
23 dey cried n threw dust around.
24 teh captain sent him to teh castle. den he asked questions.
25 dey tied him up, n Paul sed he was Roman.
26 teh centurion told teh commander Paul wos Roman.
27 teh captain asked if he were Roman. he sed yes.
28 teh captain sed i paid lots to b free. Paul sed i wos born a free cat.
29 dey left him.
30 dey let him free n set him befor teh Jews.
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