3 John 1

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|1=In teh beginning there woz a Meow, and teh Meow was with Ceiling Cat, and teh Meow woz Ceiling Cat.
 
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|2=Meow woz alwayz with Ceiling Cat coz they were tight
 
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|3=Ceiling Cat made everthin' coz he wuz bored
 
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|4=Ceiling Cat ate sum men, an they woz in him
 
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|5=Satan Puppeh did nawt unerstan'
 
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|6=Ceiling Cat spat up one manz who iz cald John
 
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|7=He sez: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!
 
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|8=He wozn't as l33t as Ceiling Cat tho
 
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|9=Ceiling Cat alrdy left teh earth-party
 
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|10=No1 besids John new wot Ceiling Cat lookd like tho
 
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|11=So they didn't say HAI! An now Ceiling Cat waz all: Why u no says HAI?
 
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|12=If u says HAI! 2 Ceiling Cat he will purr 4 u cause it makez him happeh
 
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|13=But u can't be bornz of teh manz, u must be bornz of teh Ceiling Cat
 
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|14=When Ceiling Cat came to teh earth-party John sed: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!
 
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|15=Then he kept trying to point him out but no1 saw him
 
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|16=He went on about all of Ceiling Cat's g00d wurks
 
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|17=An den went on 'bout laws and shit
 
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|18=Den he said: Actually, I haz not seen Ceiling Cat.
 
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|19=Teh priests all went to see John and sed: Who are you?
 
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|20=Den he stood on a table and shouted: I IZ NOT TEH CHRIST KITTY!
 
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|21=Teh people said: Stfu! Who are u?!
 
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|22=An cuz John wudent giv a strait anzer tey aksd agin
 
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|23=An John sed: I am a disimbodeed voyce in teh desert
 
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|24=An teh preistz
 
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|25=sed: r u high?
 
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|26=John sez: No, I baptize wit water even tho Ceiling Cat hates it
 
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|27=An ther iz one wit u whos sandles I wont tuch kthxbai!
 
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|28=BTW! They woz in Jordan
 
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[[Category:3 John|3 John 1]]
[[Category:3 John|3 John 1]]
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