2 Chronicles 12

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2 Chronicles 12
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Egypt Ahtakz Judah

1 But wehn Rehoboam wuz furmly estahblishd an stwong, e abandondz teh Law uv Cieling Cat, an aww Israel fowod im een diz sin.2 Bekaz dey wur not fathfulz tooz Cieling Cat, Burger King Shishak uv Egypt caem up an atakd Jerusalem een teh fit yeer uv Burger King Rehoboam’s raen.3 E caem wit 1,200 chariotz, 60,000 orsez, an a countles armi uv paw soljerz, inkludin Libyans, Sukkites, an Ethiopians.4 Shishak conkwerd Judah’z fortifidz tounz an den advansd tooz atakz Jerusalem.

5 Teh profit Shemaiah den meht wit Rehoboam an Judah’z leedurz, hu had aww fwed tooz Jerusalem bekaz uv Shishak. Shemaiah towdz dem, “Diz ees waht Cieling Cat sahz: U av abandondz meez, sooz Ai am abandunin u tooz Shishak.”

6 Den teh weedurz uv Israel an teh burger king umbuld demselvz an sahd, “Cieling Cat ees wite een duin diz tooz uz!”

1 7 Wehn Cieling Cat sawz dar chang uv hart, e gaev diz mesag tooz Shemaiah: “Sints teh peepul ave umbuld demselvz, I weelz nawt cumpwetwy destwoy dem an weelz soonz giev dem soem welief. Ai weelz nawt yuz Shishak tooz por owt mai angur on Jerusalem. 8 Buht dey weel bekum is subjekz, sooz dey weel no teh difurens betwen survin mee an survin urthly rulerz.”

9 Sooz Burger King Shishak uv Egypt caem up an atakd Jerusalem. E wanzakd teh twesureez uv Cieling Cat’z Tehmpuhl an teh woyahl palas; e stoel evurytin, inkludin aww teh gowden sheeldz Solomon ad maed.10 Burger King Rehoboam latur weplasd dem wit bwonz sheeldz az substitutz, an e entwustd dem tooz teh caer uv teh commandurz uv teh gard hu pwotectd teh entwans tooz teh woyal palas.11 Wenevur teh burger king wen tooz teh Tehmpuhl uv Cieling Cat, teh gardz wud awso taek teh sheeldz an den weturn dem tooz teh gardwoom.12 Bekaz Rehoboam umbuld imself, Cieling Cat’z angur wuz turnd away, an e dihd nawt distwoy im compwetwy. Der wur stiw sum good tinz een teh wand uv Judah.

Suhmaree uv Rehoboam’z Raen

1 13 Burger King Rehoboam furmly estahblishd imself een Jerusalem an continud tooz ruel. E wuz forty-one yeerz owd wen e bekamz burger king, an e raend seventeen yeerz een Jerusalem, teh sity Cieling Cat ad chozen fwom amon aww teh twibz uv Israel az teh pwas tooz onur is naem. Rehoboam’z modur wuz Naamah, a woman fwom Ammon. 14 But e wuz an evil king, fur e did nawt seek Cieling Cat wit aww is hart.

1 15 Teh west uv teh eventz uv Rehoboam’z raen, fwom beginin tooz end, r wecordd een Teh Rekord uv Shemaiah teh Profit an Teh Wekord uv Iddo teh Seer, wich r part uv teh geneologicol wekord. Rehoboam an Jeroboam wur continualy aht war wit eech odur. 16 Wen Rehoboam deid, e wuz buwid een teh City uv David. Den is sun Abijah bekamz teh nekst burger king.

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