1 Kings 6

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King Solly Buildeded teh Leet Temple

1 So, srsly, gaiz. Dis iz lyk a long tiem aftir dey leaved Egypt. An now Solly king maded teh rly leet temple.

2 Teh temple wuz liek biggir den haus.3 an sum partz wuz rly big!4 an teh windwz wir rly thin.5 but dats not teh best part. him puted lotza roomz on teh edge.6 but den, ZOMG, him put a lotta florz, liek 3 of dem. no, srsly, gaiz.

7 ya, but dere wuz no soundz. srsly.

8 and dere wuz stairz, so yu kood go 2 teh florz, ya, cuz why doz him put 3 florz an no put stairz?9 so, him liek done now.10 and dere waz teh side roomz, yeh, lol.

11 so ceiling cat sez (now yu bedder pay atenshun cuz when ceiling cat sez sumthin, yu lissin)12 "Yu do dis, and teh promiz i sed to yur dad gunna get dun wif yu.13 Den, Ima liv witchas, yeh. srsly.

{{verse |14=so, Solly doen now. |15=And Solly goted liek sum nice woodz for teh wallz and florz. |16=And him maded teh holy plaiz. |17=...}

...yeh, gaiz, srsly, this chapter needz finishin'...

1 Kings 6
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