1 Corinthians 4

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Apossels uv Christ

1 Evribodi ought to treet us liek we workz for Ceiling Cat n he trustz us wif hiz secretz.2 If u iz trustid then u gotz to akt liek it.3 I doant caer if u jujiz me. I doant evn juj maiself LOL.4 Duznt mean I iz inosent. Meanz Ceiling Cat jujiz me.5 So doant juj nuthing yet. Wait for Ceiling Cat. He will turn on teh liet n look into evribodis heartz n sai "Good job" if u dezervz it.


6 Realli I didded this four u so u will lern not to be jelus of each othr n maek up all kindz of stuff dat no wun writed.7 What maekz u so differnt from evribodi else? What u haz dat Ceiling Cat not giff u? Since he giffs it to u, why u brag about it?


8 U has evrithing u want. U iz rich! U iz kingz! Akshly I wish u realli wuz kingz, dat would r00l.9 I thinx Ceiling Cat putted us at teh end of teh parade. Datz not as good as u thinkz. Dat is where peeplz goin to teh arena to die are n evribodi is liek LOL evn teh hovr d00dz.10 We iz in Christ, bein teh foolz, but u is wise. We iz weak n u is strongz. U getz all teh propz, we dont getz non.11 To this very hour we go hungry and thirsty, we are in rags, we are brutally treated, we are homeless.12 We work hard n put up wif evrithingz.13 Peeplz talk trash about us. Akshlly we kinda iz trash.


14 I lieks u n riets this to help u.15 U has lotz n lotz of peeplz lookin after u but not mani fatherz. But I is in Christ Jesus, becomin ur fathr thru teh gospel.16 So be liek me.17 Thatz why I iz sendin u Timothy. He is mai kitteh n I lieks him n he alwaiz lissnz to Ceiling Cat. He will maek shure u duz liek I teachiz.


18 Sum of u iz all stuck-upz, liek I wuz not goin to come.19 I will tho. Then I will find out what peeplz is sayin n what they can do about it.20 Teh kingdm of God iz less talk, more rokk.21 What u liek better? I hitz u wiff a whip or I beez nice?

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