From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 Yo! Shebe bad kitty, full littrboxz!
2 Kitty deaf, she not spanked, she give Sky Catz da finger, kitty not rubbin Ceiling Cats legs.
3 Kitty's boy toys go RRAWRR, RRRAWR like big kitty; judge judy's a dog at night; chews the bone at sunup.
4 Kitty's magi are bad bad; stinky priests make doo doo on floor, and on judge judy after Catfight!
5 Sky Catz purrs in the alleyway of icky doo doo; meows day and night but nobody cares; gets boot tossed at him, for shame.
6 Nobody uses the littrboxz; big Catfight!; alleyway so full of doo doo none shall pass: litterboxz so full it broke, no catz, no dogs, no peeps, no pee.
7 Me meows, RAWR me scarey, me teachey - you learney; OK, you can use litterboxz now 'cause me no meaney Catz: but thems wakey-wakey while me nappy, thems do doo doo on floor. Yuk.
8 Sky Catz meows WAIT UNTIL I GET UP NEXT TIME; I'LL CLEAN THE LITTERBOXZ THIS TIME, ME FIXEY DOO DOO, ME PISSED FURBALL: ME DEEPTHROAT URTH AND BIC LIGHTER 'CAUSE ME PISSED FURBALL. Fur srsly, d00dz, cough it up.
9 Then you speak catz talk, meow Sky Cats name "Ceiling Cat", fill dish with kibble.
10 Ethiopian d00dz swimming, first filial female after MY PENIS DID WHAT, gimme shelter.
11 Youse guyz not red faced, pissed me off though: Catz getz last laugh on big hump. Srsly dopey n00bz.
12 Me cough up furball, cashless peeps, gimme high five Sky Catz.
13 Teh bones of Itzreal? not dun Invisible Error, trash talk; not dun potty mouth: makum eatsup and nappy time, me not RAWR and scareum.
14 Meow, first filial female of Zion; RAWR Itzreal?; drool like old man in full wet diaper, first filial female of Jouslum.
15 Sky Catz is not judge judy, gone fishing for enemas: Big Kahuna of Itzreal?, and Sky Catz is in the house, d00dz: Srsly, I poked you in the eyes again.
16 Then yammered to Jouslum, RAWR NO MORE: and to Zion, STIFF LITTLE FINGERS rocks!!
17 Teh Sky Catz thy Ceiling Cat has big strong wind; Cats rock, Cats happy; Catnap with affection and meow with glee.
18 Me gets many many whining catz, d00dz crying, too heavy to carry.
19 Lookey, me take back furball: me gets gurlz standing by lamp post, drives her to meeting; Yo! you cheer for me in all litterboxz where doo doo sits and smells.
20 Tehn me meows, me gets you; me calls you something-or-other and meows to all Catz of Urth, me puts you in Cat carrier and pokes your eyes, meows the Sky Catz, srsly.
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