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Hi, I am a new member here and can't figure out how to chat... You can join our chat by going to #lolcatbible this link does not work for me... please tell me what to do. thanks, Romeo Romeo 12:24, 20 January 2008 (EST)


Image to delete

Not only did I upload the wrong image, but only an admin can delete it. Could you nuke Circumcision_detail.jpg for me? (It's not as horrifying as it sounds; it's a medieval illustration of Jesus.) Thanks! Cattus petasatus 19:41, 19 October 2007 (EDT)

Hover people

I'd been using "hovr d00d" for "angel" throughout Revelations, Luke, and 1 Corinthians after seeing it on the guidelines. If it's getting phased out, I'll keep an eye on the guidelines page and swap in a replacement when I see a good one. Cattus petasatus 20:52, 17 October 2007 (EDT)

Vandalism by Cat girl

Cat girl is adding nonexistent verses to chapters, banging randomly on the keyboard and saving it, et cetera. I've reverted a couple of pages; you might want to warn or ban. Or, you know, be merciful like Ceiling Cat. Cattus petasatus 13:00, 17 October 2007 (EDT)

Free forum

Some of the discussion seems to be scattered on various talk pages, and IRC doesn't seem to work for everyone. I created a completely unofficial forum which anyone is welcome to use. If you have any suggestions, please feel free to let me know. It's just meant to be a helpful tool to help keep Talk:Guidelines from getting overloaded.

Cattus petasatus 15:28, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

hai i made chaptir for Deuteronomy 1 kthx --Rush22 17:14, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

I have found a lolcat talk website, which translates lolcat language. I have left a message in mainpage discussion entirely translated by it.--CHEEZBURGER 18:16, 17 October 2007 (EDT)

Psalm 118

It's done. Yes that's write 1 more is done. Yay if I keep up this wrate, 1 chapter every 2 days. Then I should be able to get 3 a week. If my computer will coop, then I'll be able to get 1 per day. 365 chaps a year. Thanks zontix!--133794m3r 14:27, 16 November 2007 (EST)

Ah auto log out!

Ok I have one thing to ask of zontix, could u please make the time that you can be loogged in before it logs you out increase. Becuase that's one thing that's preventing me from getting this proj going faster. I'm writing a certain section, and then I find out that I've been logged out. My current browsers are dead and thus I have to use my own that I made. It doesn't have a back button so nothing really works so plz change that. I was done with Matthew 11:17 and then now it's back to 9. that made me so mad that I'm just going to quit for tonight!

I can put dis wear?

O Great Zotnix,

Mai firend and i is thinking if there is Ceiling Cat, then OMG or ZOMG is not makes four consistence... We can has OMCC or ZOMCC instead? But we do not know wear to mak a sugestyun lik dat for communal discussing. Waht thinks you? kthnxbai.

Genesis 38

ok, soz lots of people think that it talks about god killing onan because he masturbated, but onan really gets killed because he pulled out during sex and got jizz on the floor. At that time in israel it was bad not to get someone pregnant when having sex with them. here's a page explaining it:

--Sachi Kitteh 17:54, 6 December 2007 (EST)

Lamentations 6

Hey, I found this clicking random page, you most likely DO NOT WANT this, as there's no such chapter and it was created as pure vandalism. Cheers, - lolkathau (talk) 20:49, 15 January 2008 (EST)

1 corinthians 13

I think parts of this chapter would make good t-shirts

it's the best part of teh bibl, srsly!

Fartacus 21:32, 18 January 2008 (EST)

<math>I want to chat too goddamnit</math>


I want to chat too goddamnit

HerroKiki 01:48, 21 January 2008 (EST)

Hey, You lied to me

Zotnix saz liek it were a linx 2 a pictare uf a dudz and teh aline buddzy and den tey are all liek hey and hey we are liek here. And den dey talk liek alotz. I was all liek LOL and den Zotnix said Yez dat was where I liek got teh inspretion from. I waz all liek Yay and Praize be to teh Celing Cat. --133794m3r 11:53, 21 January 2008 (EST)

Book of Mormon

Are there any plans for the Book of Mormon yet? I was considering creating the stubs and unwanteding all of those wanted pages. Omegainstigator 04:46, 29 January 2008 (EST)

Haven't gotten much interest in it. And for right now it is a no-go, given the fact that the Bible is quite the task in of itself. Zotnix 08:11, 29 January 2008 (EST)


Hai! I can haz dump? Pls!

Seriously, could you please make available of the ceiling cat's holy scripture in the standard wikipedia xml dump format? I'm working on a project to put wikipedia on a peer-to-peer system and would like to use it for experiments.

Thank you!

theological jargon

A few concise terms which seem to require equivalent kitteh jargon, so as to not repeat a long phrase hundreds of times through the Epistles.

Grace. When CC is nice to you and you don't deserve it.

Spirit. (of kittehs, not Hovrcat)

Peace. (chillin? purrin?)

Lord (Bigcat?)

Lord Jesus

Christ Jesus

Jesus Christ

We stumbled across these just doing Philippians 4.

Any ideas - add them to the jargon file, and to Phil 4. kthxbai,

cog 21:22, 10 February 2008 (EST)


I was thinking of setting up a system to review fully translated chapters to see if they are worthy of being made a Final Draft, along the lines of Wikipedia's Peer Review/Featured article candidate sections. Something like LOLCat Bible Translation Project:Chapter Review or LOLCat Bible Translation Project:Peer Review or LOLCat Bible Translation Project:Final Draft Candidate. Any thoughts? (On a side note, the page Lamentations 6 should be deleted, as there is no such chapter). --Superiority 04:00, 2 March 2008 (EST)

I deleted Lamentations 6. -- anshkakashi 08:21, 2 March 2008 (EST)
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