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kthx -[[User:Scooper|scooper]] 06:20, 22 May 2008 (EDT)
kthx -[[User:Scooper|scooper]] 06:20, 22 May 2008 (EDT)
:Unfortunately doing this at such a late stage may impact google ranking and other things. Also, it might cause bots to swarm the site to reindex and there are a lot of pages here. That'd really hit hard. I'll look into the cookie issue though. Thanks for the head's up. [[User:WikiAdmin|Zotnix]] 09:28, 22 May 2008 (EDT)

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I noticed today that the site loads both and separately, rather than redirecting to the other. This affects cookies, by only being logged into one of them, and if you've got a hit counter it spreads the hits across the two. There is an easy fix, I can't remember it atm though, I can look it up if need be, but I presume you know a lot more than I. It does need to be fixed though.

kthx -scooper 06:20, 22 May 2008 (EDT)

Unfortunately doing this at such a late stage may impact google ranking and other things. Also, it might cause bots to swarm the site to reindex and there are a lot of pages here. That'd really hit hard. I'll look into the cookie issue though. Thanks for the head's up. Zotnix 09:28, 22 May 2008 (EDT)


Hi, I am a new member here and can't figure out how to chat... You can join our chat by going to #lolcatbible this link does not work for me... please tell me what to do. thanks, Romeo Romeo 12:24, 20 January 2008 (EST)

Image to delete

Not only did I upload the wrong image, but only an admin can delete it. Could you nuke Circumcision_detail.jpg for me? (It's not as horrifying as it sounds; it's a medieval illustration of Jesus.) Thanks! Cattus petasatus 19:41, 19 October 2007 (EDT)

Hover people

I'd been using "hovr d00d" for "angel" throughout Revelations, Luke, and 1 Corinthians after seeing it on the guidelines. If it's getting phased out, I'll keep an eye on the guidelines page and swap in a replacement when I see a good one. Cattus petasatus 20:52, 17 October 2007 (EDT)

Vandalism by Cat girl

Cat girl is adding nonexistent verses to chapters, banging randomly on the keyboard and saving it, et cetera. I've reverted a couple of pages; you might want to warn or ban. Or, you know, be merciful like Ceiling Cat. Cattus petasatus 13:00, 17 October 2007 (EDT)

Free forum

Some of the discussion seems to be scattered on various talk pages, and IRC doesn't seem to work for everyone. I created a completely unofficial forum which anyone is welcome to use. If you have any suggestions, please feel free to let me know. It's just meant to be a helpful tool to help keep Talk:Guidelines from getting overloaded.

Cattus petasatus 15:28, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

hai i made chaptir for Deuteronomy 1 kthx --Rush22 17:14, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

I have found a lolcat talk website, which translates lolcat language. I have left a message in mainpage discussion entirely translated by it.--CHEEZBURGER 18:16, 17 October 2007 (EDT)

Psalm 118

It's done. Yes that's write 1 more is done. Yay if I keep up this wrate, 1 chapter every 2 days. Then I should be able to get 3 a week. If my computer will coop, then I'll be able to get 1 per day. 365 chaps a year. Thanks zontix!--133794m3r 14:27, 16 November 2007 (EST)

Ah auto log out!

Ok I have one thing to ask of zontix, could u please make the time that you can be loogged in before it logs you out increase. Becuase that's one thing that's preventing me from getting this proj going faster. I'm writing a certain section, and then I find out that I've been logged out. My current browsers are dead and thus I have to use my own that I made. It doesn't have a back button so nothing really works so plz change that. I was done with Matthew 11:17 and then now it's back to 9. that made me so mad that I'm just going to quit for tonight!

I can put dis wear?

O Great Zotnix,

Mai firend and i is thinking if there is Ceiling Cat, then OMG or ZOMG is not makes four consistence... We can has OMCC or ZOMCC instead? But we do not know wear to mak a sugestyun lik dat for communal discussing. Waht thinks you? kthnxbai.

Genesis 38

ok, soz lots of people think that it talks about god killing onan because he masturbated, but onan really gets killed because he pulled out during sex and got jizz on the floor. At that time in israel it was bad not to get someone pregnant when having sex with them. here's a page explaining it:

--Sachi Kitteh 17:54, 6 December 2007 (EST)

Lamentations 6

Hey, I found this clicking random page, you most likely DO NOT WANT this, as there's no such chapter and it was created as pure vandalism. Cheers, - lolkathau (talk) 20:49, 15 January 2008 (EST)

1 corinthians 13

I think parts of this chapter would make good t-shirts

it's the best part of teh bibl, srsly!

Fartacus 21:32, 18 January 2008 (EST)

<math>I want to chat too goddamnit</math>


I want to chat too goddamnit

HerroKiki 01:48, 21 January 2008 (EST)

Hey, You lied to me

Zotnix saz liek it were a linx 2 a pictare uf a dudz and teh aline buddzy and den tey are all liek hey and hey we are liek here. And den dey talk liek alotz. I was all liek LOL and den Zotnix said Yez dat was where I liek got teh inspretion from. I waz all liek Yay and Praize be to teh Celing Cat. --133794m3r 11:53, 21 January 2008 (EST)

Book of Mormon

Are there any plans for the Book of Mormon yet? I was considering creating the stubs and unwanteding all of those wanted pages. Omegainstigator 04:46, 29 January 2008 (EST)

Haven't gotten much interest in it. And for right now it is a no-go, given the fact that the Bible is quite the task in of itself. Zotnix 08:11, 29 January 2008 (EST)
Although I haven't got any interest in translating the BOM myself, since it's outside the deuterocanon of the Indoor Catlick Church, I don't see any reason why it can't be listed under Deuterocanonicals and those longing for Nephi can have at it. Ceiling Cat is on the openminded side, we hold. --PopeHarrysHooman 00:11, 30 March 2008 (EDT)


Hai! I can haz dump? Pls!

Seriously, could you please make available of the ceiling cat's holy scripture in the standard wikipedia xml dump format? I'm working on a project to put wikipedia on a peer-to-peer system and would like to use it for experiments.

Thank you!

theological jargon

A few concise terms which seem to require equivalent kitteh jargon, so as to not repeat a long phrase hundreds of times through the Epistles.

Grace. When CC is nice to you and you don't deserve it.

Spirit. (of kittehs, not Hovrcat)

Peace. (chillin? purrin?)

Lord (Bigcat?)

Lord Jesus

Christ Jesus

Jesus Christ

We stumbled across these just doing Philippians 4.

Any ideas - add them to the jargon file, and to Phil 4. kthxbai,

cog 21:22, 10 February 2008 (EST)


I was thinking of setting up a system to review fully translated chapters to see if they are worthy of being made a Final Draft, along the lines of Wikipedia's Peer Review/Featured article candidate sections. Something like LOLCat Bible Translation Project:Chapter Review or LOLCat Bible Translation Project:Peer Review or LOLCat Bible Translation Project:Final Draft Candidate. Any thoughts? (On a side note, the page Lamentations 6 should be deleted, as there is no such chapter). --Superiority 04:00, 2 March 2008 (EST)

I deleted Lamentations 6. -- anshkakashi 08:21, 2 March 2008 (EST)

LOLCAT Bible hater

Me thinks Truevine88 is a hater. He replaced translated verse with a message about why translating the Bible into LOLCAT is wrong. Check it out 1 Chronicles 2.


Another bibul hater: Rossco. Maybe new people could be screened somehow? Make them submit a few verses to show they're actually interested? --MattieBoi11

Maik ur own Ceiling Cat idolz

See [1]. Dbmag9 19:00, 19 March 2008 (EDT)

The Apocrypha?

Are there plans to include the Apocrypha (the books in the Catholic Bible that do not appear in Protestant Bibles)?

"Apocrypha" is actually the Protestant term for those books; in Roamin Catholicism "Apocrypha" has a different meaning (approaching that of "pseudepigrapha"); the Roamin Catholic (and ecumenical) term for these books is "(Catholic) deuterocanonicals". See Dooter oaken nickels (which currently includes all the RC deuterocanonicals as well as a number of others, orthodox and heterodox, which are regarded as dooter oaken nickels in the Indoor Catlick Church of which my cat and master Harry is the Pope). --PopeHarrysHooman 00:15, 30 March 2008 (EDT)

Baruch 6:22

The deuterocanonical book of Baruch (Letter of Jeremiah] 6:22 contains the only reference to the domestic cat in the entire bible--the Dooeter oaken nickels must be included.

Here is a very rough translation of the passage:

Liek lolcatz fooddish iz srsly yewsls wn itz broekn,soz bee da ceiling catz uv da heathn, wenn deyz sitten inta da tempulz. Deyr ais r ful uv da dustiz riezd bai da footz uv doze dat cumz in der. An liek da gaetz r shutted on everei sied two a bighairymonkey datz da kingk iz madd att, srsly, lieks da kingk wanz 2 kilz himm, soz da priestez clowzuz der tempulz n lox n barrrz, soz da rowberz won getz m. Dey laitz lampz, moer daz dey laitz ferr demselvess, butt lol der ceiling cats kannt cee dem, srsly. Dere liek a beme uv da tempul, butz bighairymonkeys seyz dere hartz iz tuwrn 2 whiskascatmikz, wenz wurmis frumz da urt eets um upp n der duds 2! Srsly. Dey don noties wenz der faesez getz blak wid da smoek uv da tempul, lol. Batz, swaluwz n birdees, srsly, sitz on der bodds n hedz, n zo duz lolcats, yupp, lolcats, lol. Srsly. Diss iz houws youz noze dats dere notz Ceiling Cat, soze donz bez askaird uv dem. Srsly. (Bar 6:17-23)

[[User:Flowie] 11:17, 5 April 2008 (CT)


I maek 1 chronicles 2 all dun. Doan noa huwz tak uff HALP!

Be lik Ceiling Cat, forgive bibul haters. Bibul haters lif ez empty, no kittehs 2 lub. -paddlegal

 -on the edit page, where the stub template is located will be a {{stub}} tag, remove it if all the verses are done to a good standard and the formatting is finished

  - scooper


Wut do u do on dis siet besieds spaeking LolCat or studin de bibul? I lub kittehs, sun teh kitteh haters, sun dem i tells u!

ALLHAILCEILINGCAT 20:10, 16 May 2008 (EDT)

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