User talk:Zotnix

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I noticed today that the site loads both and separately, rather than redirecting to the other. This affects cookies, by only being logged into one of them, and if you've got a hit counter it spreads the hits across the two. There is an easy fix, I can't remember it atm though, I can look it up if need be, but I presume you know a lot more than I. It does need to be fixed though.

kthx -scooper 06:20, 22 May 2008 (EDT)

Unfortunately doing this at such a late stage may impact google ranking and other things. Also, it might cause bots to swarm the site to reindex and there are a lot of pages here. That'd really hit hard. I'll look into the cookie issue though. Thanks for the head's up. Zotnix 09:28, 22 May 2008 (EDT)

That's what I mean. The google ranking would be split between the two, rather than being the true total. And it would be better to do it now, before the project's finished. Although if you don't want to, you're the admin.

-scooper 01:26, 23 May 2008 (EDT)


Hi, I am a new member here and can't figure out how to chat... You can join our chat by going to #lolcatbible this link does not work for me... please tell me what to do. thanks, Romeo Romeo 12:24, 20 January 2008 (EST)

Image to delete

Not only did I upload the wrong image, but only an admin can delete it. Could you nuke Circumcision_detail.jpg for me? (It's not as horrifying as it sounds; it's a medieval illustration of Jesus.) Thanks! Cattus petasatus 19:41, 19 October 2007 (EDT)

Hover people

I'd been using "hovr d00d" for "angel" throughout Revelations, Luke, and 1 Corinthians after seeing it on the guidelines. If it's getting phased out, I'll keep an eye on the guidelines page and swap in a replacement when I see a good one. Cattus petasatus 20:52, 17 October 2007 (EDT)

Vandalism by Cat girl

Cat girl is adding nonexistent verses to chapters, banging randomly on the keyboard and saving it, et cetera. I've reverted a couple of pages; you might want to warn or ban. Or, you know, be merciful like Ceiling Cat. Cattus petasatus 13:00, 17 October 2007 (EDT)

Free forum

Some of the discussion seems to be scattered on various talk pages, and IRC doesn't seem to work for everyone. I created a completely unofficial forum which anyone is welcome to use. If you have any suggestions, please feel free to let me know. It's just meant to be a helpful tool to help keep Talk:Guidelines from getting overloaded.

Cattus petasatus 15:28, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

hai i made chaptir for Deuteronomy 1 kthx --Rush22 17:14, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

I have found a lolcat talk website, which translates lolcat language. I have left a message in mainpage discussion entirely translated by it.--CHEEZBURGER 18:16, 17 October 2007 (EDT)

Psalm 118

It's done. Yes that's write 1 more is done. Yay if I keep up this wrate, 1 chapter every 2 days. Then I should be able to get 3 a week. If my computer will coop, then I'll be able to get 1 per day. 365 chaps a year. Thanks zontix!--133794m3r 14:27, 16 November 2007 (EST)

Ah auto log out!

Ok I have one thing to ask of zontix, could u please make the time that you can be loogged in before it logs you out increase. Becuase that's one thing that's preventing me from getting this proj going faster. I'm writing a certain section, and then I find out that I've been logged out. My current browsers are dead and thus I have to use my own that I made. It doesn't have a back button so nothing really works so plz change that. I was done with Matthew 11:17 and then now it's back to 9. that made me so mad that I'm just going to quit for tonight!

I can put dis wear?

O Great Zotnix,

Mai firend and i is thinking if there is Ceiling Cat, then OMG or ZOMG is not makes four consistence... We can has OMCC or ZOMCC instead? But we do not know wear to mak a sugestyun lik dat for communal discussing. Waht thinks you? kthnxbai.

Genesis 38

ok, soz lots of people think that it talks about god killing onan because he masturbated, but onan really gets killed because he pulled out during sex and got jizz on the floor. At that time in israel it was bad not to get someone pregnant when having sex with them. here's a page explaining it:

--Sachi Kitteh 17:54, 6 December 2007 (EST)

Edit: Actually, it was more than just because he pulled out during sex and got it on the floor. It was because Onan was being selfish since the baby wouldn't be his, but would be considered his dead brother's. So because he didn't want to contribute to his brother's continued lineage (which was very important back in those days), God killed him for his selfishness. It was a matter of motives.

--Alamantus 00:51, 4 October 2009 (PST)

Lamentations 6

Hey, I found this clicking random page, you most likely DO NOT WANT this, as there's no such chapter and it was created as pure vandalism. Cheers, - lolkathau (talk) 20:49, 15 January 2008 (EST)

1 corinthians 13

I think parts of this chapter would make good t-shirts

it's the best part of teh bibl, srsly!

Fartacus 21:32, 18 January 2008 (EST)

<math>I want to chat too goddamnit</math>


I want to chat too goddamnit

HerroKiki 01:48, 21 January 2008 (EST)

Hey, You lied to me

Zotnix saz liek it were a linx 2 a pictare uf a dudz and teh aline buddzy and den tey are all liek hey and hey we are liek here. And den dey talk liek alotz. I was all liek LOL and den Zotnix said Yez dat was where I liek got teh inspretion from. I waz all liek Yay and Praize be to teh Celing Cat. --133794m3r 11:53, 21 January 2008 (EST)

Book of Mormon

Are there any plans for the Book of Mormon yet? I was considering creating the stubs and unwanteding all of those wanted pages. Omegainstigator 04:46, 29 January 2008 (EST)

Haven't gotten much interest in it. And for right now it is a no-go, given the fact that the Bible is quite the task in of itself. Zotnix 08:11, 29 January 2008 (EST)
Although I haven't got any interest in translating the BOM myself, since it's outside the deuterocanon of the Indoor Catlick Church, I don't see any reason why it can't be listed under Deuterocanonicals and those longing for Nephi can have at it. Ceiling Cat is on the openminded side, we hold. --PopeHarrysHooman 00:11, 30 March 2008 (EDT)


Hai! I can haz dump? Pls!

Seriously, could you please make available of the ceiling cat's holy scripture in the standard wikipedia xml dump format? I'm working on a project to put wikipedia on a peer-to-peer system and would like to use it for experiments.

Thank you!

theological jargon

A few concise terms which seem to require equivalent kitteh jargon, so as to not repeat a long phrase hundreds of times through the Epistles.

Grace. When CC is nice to you and you don't deserve it.

Spirit. (of kittehs, not Hovrcat)

Peace. (chillin? purrin?)

Lord (Bigcat?)

Lord Jesus

Christ Jesus

Jesus Christ

We stumbled across these just doing Philippians 4.

Any ideas - add them to the jargon file, and to Phil 4. kthxbai,

cog 21:22, 10 February 2008 (EST)


I was thinking of setting up a system to review fully translated chapters to see if they are worthy of being made a Final Draft, along the lines of Wikipedia's Peer Review/Featured article candidate sections. Something like LOLCat Bible Translation Project:Chapter Review or LOLCat Bible Translation Project:Peer Review or LOLCat Bible Translation Project:Final Draft Candidate. Any thoughts? (On a side note, the page Lamentations 6 should be deleted, as there is no such chapter). --Superiority 04:00, 2 March 2008 (EST)

I deleted Lamentations 6. -- anshkakashi 08:21, 2 March 2008 (EST)

Maybe once you finish LOLCat Bible, you could do LoLCat Shakespeare? It's a natural. Sad46 10:37, 22 April 2009 (EDT)

LOLCAT Bible hater

Me thinks Truevine88 is a hater. He replaced translated verse with a message about why translating the Bible into LOLCAT is wrong. Check it out 1 Chronicles 2.


Another bibul hater: Rossco. Maybe new people could be screened somehow? Make them submit a few verses to show they're actually interested? --MattieBoi11

Maik ur own Ceiling Cat idolz

See [1]. Dbmag9 19:00, 19 March 2008 (EDT)

The Apocrypha?

Are there plans to include the Apocrypha (the books in the Catholic Bible that do not appear in Protestant Bibles)?

"Apocrypha" is actually the Protestant term for those books; in Roamin Catholicism "Apocrypha" has a different meaning (approaching that of "pseudepigrapha"); the Roamin Catholic (and ecumenical) term for these books is "(Catholic) deuterocanonicals". See Dooter oaken nickels (which currently includes all the RC deuterocanonicals as well as a number of others, orthodox and heterodox, which are regarded as dooter oaken nickels in the Indoor Catlick Church of which my cat and master Harry is the Pope). --PopeHarrysHooman 00:15, 30 March 2008 (EDT)

Baruch 6:22

The deuterocanonical book of Baruch (Letter of Jeremiah] 6:22 contains the only reference to the domestic cat in the entire bible--the Dooeter oaken nickels must be included.

Here is a very rough translation of the passage:

Liek lolcatz fooddish iz srsly yewsls wn itz broekn,soz bee da ceiling catz uv da heathn, wenn deyz sitten inta da tempulz. Deyr ais r ful uv da dustiz riezd bai da footz uv doze dat cumz in der. An liek da gaetz r shutted on everei sied two a bighairymonkey datz da kingk iz madd att, srsly, lieks da kingk wanz 2 kilz himm, soz da priestez clowzuz der tempulz n lox n barrrz, soz da rowberz won getz m. Dey laitz lampz, moer daz dey laitz ferr demselvess, butt lol der ceiling cats kannt cee dem, srsly. Dere liek a beme uv da tempul, butz bighairymonkeys seyz dere hartz iz tuwrn 2 whiskascatmikz, wenz wurmis frumz da urt eets um upp n der duds 2! Srsly. Dey don noties wenz der faesez getz blak wid da smoek uv da tempul, lol. Batz, swaluwz n birdees, srsly, sitz on der bodds n hedz, n zo duz lolcats, yupp, lolcats, lol. Srsly. Diss iz houws youz noze dats dere notz Ceiling Cat, soze donz bez askaird uv dem. Srsly. (Bar 6:17-23)

User:Flowie 11:17, 5 April 2008 (CT)


I maek 1 chronicles 2 all dun. Doan noa huwz tak uff HALP!

Be lik Ceiling Cat, forgive bibul haters. Bibul haters lif ez empty, no kittehs 2 lub. -paddlegal

 -on the edit page, where the stub template is located will be a {{stub}} tag, remove it if all the verses are done to a good standard and the formatting is finished

  - scooper


Wut do u do on dis siet besieds spaeking LolCat or studin de bibul? I lub kittehs, sun teh kitteh haters, sun dem i tells u!

ALLHAILCEILINGCAT 20:10, 16 May 2008 (EDT)

Moar images plz

I think there should be, oh, I don't know, images for each page of the bible that doesn't have them. The images are funny and they give a better understanding of what happens for those who have never read the real Bible and/or can't understand lolcat. Your thoughts? --Arceus3000 16:17, 28 June 2008 (EDT)

Jebus ur Happy Cat?

People keep changing the translation for Jesus in Guidlines. I'm not sure anymore, is it Jebus Crist or Happy Cat? Jakeyboy01

On i shows a picture saying "and Ceiling Cat sent down his only son Happy Cat" I belive this picture means lolcat jesus is happy cat. Jebus is copied out of the simpsons movie and does not pertain to LOLCats D1ppyd0g

But we still need to see wat Zotnix thinks. it IS his bible. and happy cat refers to a LOT of pics on ICHC, like the common 'happy cat is happy' with a smiley cat. ive seen the pic now, and even though it is good to refer to cats, it isnt very specific to jesus besides that once picture. i will undo all my edits WEN we have all come to an aggreemnt. Jakeyboy01

And also, i just noticed in Revalations 12 Satan is refered to as a 'puppah', but in Guidelines it says basment cat. what to do, what to do? Jakeyboy01

To answer it all in one reply. icanhascheezburger is a separate site, so while we draw heavy influence on it, I don't believe we should try and copy everything they do. The Ceiling Cat/Basement Cat duality just "worked" out well. HappyCat doesn't seem to really fit in very well as Jesus, and the guidelines do state that we should try and keep names somewhat the same. I am also leaning a bit away towards even "Jebus", and thinking a more appropriate "Jesus" should work. But the community seems to gravitate towards Jebus so I'll let that stay.

In summary, HappyCat doesn't seem to really embody very well what "Jesus" is... it would feel really tacked on. I think for clarity we should stick with Jebus. Zotnix 00:00, 26 July 2008 (EDT)

Happy Cat doesn't embody what jesus is but hover cat embodies the holy spirit? Jebus is from the simpsons and it has nothing to do with lol cats. i seems to me that your pissy because it wasn't your idea. Jebus embodys nothing Happy cat embodies the happieness that jesus brings to this world. D1ppyd0g

Happy Cat doesn't work imo. Whether jesus brings happiness or not, his character in the story experiences a range of human emotions. Of course you could say "ai still happee, dis mah pokah faec" but I think it's a long stretch for some of the scenes. Furthermore, use of it would proclude one from saying about any other character, "an him r happycat." Medicat 11:21, 24 September 2008 (EDT)

Deuteronomy 5:11

hello LolCat community. My daughter showed me this today and I have a couple of questions and comments. I don't use the language, but understand it somewhat now that I've done a bit of research on it. My main question (please forgive my naievty if the answer to this is so very obvious to y'all... it is not to me): this Bible translation project you're working on here - is this a sincere project, or something that started as a joke and kept going as just something to do because it amuses you, or is it yet another attempt by this world to denegrate and dishonor Jesus Christ?

If this is a sincere project, I applaud the effort in this regard: Jesus taught using word pictures, culture references and language that common folk of the day could clearly understand and relate to. New Bible translations over the years have attempted to do the same thing - put the Bible into the language, idioms and word pictures that today's culture can relate to. With upwards of 1.5 million hits a day on the cheeseburger cat site, there is a sizeable audience that can potentially be witnessed to in the language they have adopted! So, if you're serious, yay for you!

However, if you ARE serious, I take issue with some of the liberties you've taken, especially with your inclusion in this lolcat translation of the abbreviations that "take the Lord's name in vain" that are so common in today's culture (omg, and worse the one that includes the f.) God takes this seriously enough to make it Commandment #3: "You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses His name." Deut. 5:11 NIV... or in lolcat-speak: "Teh naem Ceiling Cat ROOT PASSWORD An if u messez with ROOT PASSWORD thatz bad srsly, k? An I will kno An all ur base belong to me."

Note God says He will not hold ANYONE guiltless.... not even lolcat speakers, no matter how cute, trendy, humorous or culturally spot on! If you've accepted the most precious gift God offers - forgiveness of sins and eternal life with our Father in Heaven through faith in Jesus Christ, you may want to reconsider the liberties you're taking with His Holy Word. In His Word to us in Psalm 1, verse 1, He tells us: "Blessed is the man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked or stand in the way of sinners or SIT IN THE SEAT OF MOCKERS." (my emphasis).

You have the potential here to bring the Word of God in a new and compelling way to millions. Please prayerfully consider the harm you may do to a great number of unwitting souls if you distort, misrepresent or blaspheme. We will ALL stand before our Lord on the day of judgement, and will be held accountable for our works.

So, as a devoted follower of Jesus Christ and one who cares where you spend eternity, I ask you, are you serious here in bringing His Word to the masses for the purpose of glorifying God, or are you sitting in the seat of mockers, purposely or otherwise? Cmg 18:12, 21 September 2008 (EDT)

look ok mate i know you may think that god exists but that does not mean other people have to. and please keep me out of your prayers because i do not believe in god and do not want your pity kthxbi.MadLOLcat 09:25, 30 December 2008 (EST)madLOLcat

LOL!!! It's tongue in cheek. A parody, if you will, but one that takes itself seriously. It's neither mocking nor spreading the word. It's simply a fun rehash of the bible. Not meant to offend or convert, but if it does that is rather unfortunate. It's the bible for your kittehs, and a fun look at the bible for christians and non christians alike.

-scooper 22:30, 30 December 2008 (EST)

Deuteronomy 5:11 Answer

So, I just visited Zotnix' info pages, and have my answer. I am sorry you have such hostility toward your Creator and I'll keep you in my prayers, along with all the contributors here. Please know God loves you, even though you mock. "But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8 NIV Cmg 18:46, 21 September 2008 (EDT)


Dear Sir or Madam:

While we of the special adjunct of the Creative Commons Volunteer Relicensing corps (CATCOVRE) refrain from passing judgment on any questions of authenticity, canonicality, just-plain-what-the-heckality and veracity, we do wish to inform you that you are still GFDL licensed and the deadline is fast approaching.

Please herd with all due haste to relicense your wiki under.... Do whatever you want.

With sincerest regards, I am, Yours, Truly, Catsandra 07:35, 12 July 2009 (EDT)

Moar Stuff

Would You Like To Start Plotting The Newest Add on With Me? I Want To Translate U.S. History Into LOLSpeek, and i want you to be an adminz, i haz buy domainz if u wishes--Calthephenom 23:32, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Wii Game

i haz know how 2 program teh games for teh wii homebrew channel (see, if you have a wii,ill gladly write a little game for teh wiizorx--Calthephenom 01:21, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

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