From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
A looong looooooong time agoes, in teh year 0, Ceiling Cat was borned. He sed "Wou! Dis iz dark pwace! Let der be lite!" BOOOOOM! A bigz exploshun shot owt of teh center of teh noolie formd yoonivurse. "Yaiieeeee!!!" Den der was happycat.