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:::Nah, the inconsistency is part of the fun! I think it's an integral part of lolspeak (1337sp33k too). I'm doing it on purpose. Personally I prefer "kittehs" to "kittahs." Cute Overload (which is where I came from) always spells it "kittehs." -- [[User:Wotthe7734|Wotthe7734]] 00:42, 13 October 2007 (EDT)
:::Nah, the inconsistency is part of the fun! I think it's an integral part of lolspeak (1337sp33k too). I'm doing it on purpose. Personally I prefer "kittehs" to "kittahs." Cute Overload (which is where I came from) always spells it "kittehs." -- [[User:Wotthe7734|Wotthe7734]] 00:42, 13 October 2007 (EDT)
::: I agree most closely with wotthe's opinion. While standardized grammar might make it easier to read, half the point of lolspeak is there is no standard. [[User:Darkeye11547|Darkeye11547]] 10:51, 24 October 2007 (EDT)
::: I agree most closely with wotthe's opinion. While standardized grammar might make it easier to read, half the point of lolspeak is there is no standard. [[User:Darkeye11547|Darkeye11547]] 10:51, 24 October 2007 (EDT)
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:::: In actuality kitty pidgin (lolcat speak) is amazingly consistent and standardized. In lieu of this, I think it'd be better to try and capitalize on some of this consistency to make a coherent piece of work. However, yeah, there are variations, and these will be evidence throughout the LOLCat Bible --[[User:WikiAdmin|Zotnix]] 10:54, 24 October 2007 (EDT)
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Common Word Translations?

Is "cookie" really being used for "kingdom"? This seems to me to be something that wouldn't easily be understood by newcomers. Cattus petasatus 17:40, 17 October 2007 (EDT)

I'm a retard. I noted someone did that in Acts, and put it in Guidelines without thinking. We should have something for Kingdom, however. Comes up a lot in teh bibul. I was thinking howze. Making Kingdom of Heaven = Howze in Ceiling. Glintir 13:00, 18 October 2007 (CDT)
It's tricky ... ideally, whatever gets picked should work in phrases like "Thy kingdom come" or "The kingdom of Heaven is within you." Cattus petasatus 14:10, 18 October 2007 (EDT)
Forgot "They Kingdom come". Litterbox? Windowsill? Sunny Spot? Thy sunny spot come. The sunny spot in ceiling iz in u hed. Works, but is a touch weak. Glintir 13:15, 18 October 2007 (CDT)
I do like Sunny Spot, and it needs to be in here somewhere. Maybe in some of the descriptions of Paradise? Cattus petasatus 14:35, 18 October 2007 (EDT)
I decided Sunny Spot was the perfect translation for "green pastures" in Psalm 23. Cattus petasatus 15:20, 19 October 2007 (EDT)

Im in ur internetz, creatin ur forumz

I've set up a completely unofficial forum - feel free to drop by if you want. I'd like people to use their LOLcat Bible Project usernames as forum usernames, please.

For now the forum setup is super-simple - there's an On Topic and an Off Topic forum. If things get busy, I'll re-org as needed. Cattus petasatus 15:23, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

Spelling

I like the different styles, but shouldn't we at least use the same spellings for some common words like cheezburgr, cookiez, kinkz, teh, sed, doodz, usual abbreviationz (upper or lowercase) n stuff, just as a common base? So I'd suggest short a word list. What do you think? -- Landei

Yeah, I was thinking this. I'll make a new page for spelling guidelines. We'll discuss things there. --Zotnix 23:26, 1 September 2007 (EDT)
Isn't it generally accepted that it is spelled "kittahs" and not "kittehs"? I've seen a few instances of kittehs here, but I've always seen it as "kittahs" --Busydoingnothing 20:37, 9 October 2007 (EDT)
Nah, the inconsistency is part of the fun! I think it's an integral part of lolspeak (1337sp33k too). I'm doing it on purpose. Personally I prefer "kittehs" to "kittahs." Cute Overload (which is where I came from) always spells it "kittehs." -- Wotthe7734 00:42, 13 October 2007 (EDT)
I agree most closely with wotthe's opinion. While standardized grammar might make it easier to read, half the point of lolspeak is there is no standard. Darkeye11547 10:51, 24 October 2007 (EDT)
In actuality kitty pidgin (lolcat speak) is amazingly consistent and standardized. In lieu of this, I think it'd be better to try and capitalize on some of this consistency to make a coherent piece of work. However, yeah, there are variations, and these will be evidence throughout the LOLCat Bible --Zotnix 10:54, 24 October 2007 (EDT)

Photos

Since anything found on ICHC and the like are creative Commons it's OK to add these photos? I have been adding a few photos to some chapters I hope it's OK -- Djkatscan 09:25, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

If they are CC-Attribution, make sure you put the original author's name in the description of the file. ^^; anshkakashi 19:45, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

HALP!! I am new, to all things wiki-editory, and have no clue how to properly insert the picture I just whipped up to put on Genesis 3. I tried doing the embedded image thingie but it turned out huge. How do I make it so it's small and/or like one of those link things where the picture is small on the page but is linked to the larger image elsewhere? Thanks!!Bornofstardust 12:38, 23 October 2007 (EDT)

Oh yes, and what sort of attribution do I have to do where? I made the image myself out of the Ceilingcat picture and a public domain Bible illustration by Gustave Dore. Bornofstardust 12:40, 23 October 2007 (EDT)

Other names

Can we has some specific name aliases? Moses could be Monorail Cat, David could be LOLrus. etc... But we'd need a proper agreed list?

Real names are better - less confusing, & the whole thing is funnier if you don't have to stop every 5 minutes & say "wtf? gon 2 raed dixionery, brb." kthxbai -- Wotthe7734 00:46, 13 October 2007 (EDT)
I think it was decided that we are gonna try to stick to the original names. Otherwise people will need a glossary to understand any of it, and that takes away the fun. -- anshkakashi 19:45, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

Any term for Satan yet, or are you leaving it the same? (wuz thinkin FloorCat, HellCat or sumthin) --Dial mcat 15:11, 19 October 2007 (EDT)

I suggest we can use Hitlercat when talking about Satan/the devil/whatever else he's called in the Bible. --witteafval 14:36, 21 October 2007 (MDT)

omg, LOVE IT!!! If we make God Ceiling Cat, why not make Satan Hitlercat? It's not so obscure that people wouldn't get it. Bornofstardust 12:44, 23 October 2007 (EDT)

I also like either "Jeebus" or "Jezuz" or "Jesuz." I think it's more fun to futz with his name just a smidge. Bornofstardust 12:47, 23 October 2007 (EDT)

LOLCat "in jokes"

Standard LOLCat-isms should also be defined and used consistently throughout. As explained elsewhere, "Ceiling Cat" is God. Because "can has cheezburgr" is so standard, that should have a definitive meaning (I propose that it pertain to salvation, eternal life and going to heaven.) But there should be a specific meaning for that, as well as for "Iz in ur." --Reimero 13:43, 9 October 2007 (EDT)

I don't agree with the "eternal life" thing. Yes, "cheezburgr" is standard, but I've only ever seen it used literally. Why mess with it? How about something like "can haz 9 gazillion lifes"? -- Wotthe7734 00:55, 13 October 2007 (EDT)
I kinda like using "can haz cheezburgr" for "bless," and some of the similar suggestions on the guidelines page, because you don't have to come up with a million ways of saying it and can go on to the parts that are more fun.
On the other hand, I'd be against standardizing "is in ur" - it occurs so many times now in a fairly literal sense ("Jonah wuz in ur whale makin ur sushis") that a lot of verses would get retroactively broken if we changed it to mean something else.
Plus, "can haz cheezburgr" is easily figured out by a newcomer: it clearly means getting something good. The more specific in-jokes we agree on, the fewer visitors will understand the project. (Let's face it, they're not going to go to the Guidelines page.) Cattus petasatus 08:33, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

o hai! Umm..i see in some verses they change all references to people to be kittys, and babys are kittens etc. Hands become paws etc. Are there any humans in this lolcat bible or do we assume everyone and everything is kittehs? Bboyneko 01:09, 16 October 2007 (EDT)

hai. problem wit dat is kittehs doesn't indicate gender. Which is important in the bible. I would use kittehs sparingly. Glintir 13:40, 18 October 2007 (CDT)
Or maybe just with attention to context; after all, you can often tell a person's gender from the rest of the verse. Cattus petasatus 14:56, 18 October 2007 (EDT)

A useful text source

I have a searchable online Bible with about three different translations which might be useful for looking up texts. More flexible search options than a lot of online Bibles. (And if this ever gets completed, including apocrypha, I totally want to add it.) It's also the first online Bible I know of to link back to lolcatbible.

I have a favorite online bible I like to use: [1] has MANY translations. Also I like using this online lolcat talk translator: [[2]] The only bad thing about this translator is it generates ALL CAPS. So what i do is I cut and paste the text into WORD, then go to FORMAT > CHANGE CASE and select SENTENCE CASE which converts the all caps into normal sentences.
I suggest we post links to these two online bibles in the guidelines page or home page, and then also link to the lolcat translator so people can help us out faster. -- Bboyneko 13:16, 12 October 2007 (EDT)
I'm cutting & pasting from an online KJV at [3] (sry i iz wiki n00b & dont knos how 2 fixs taht linkx liek u d00ds did. wil lookz it up l8r & do it rite nxt tiem k?) No all-caps. I'm editing it in Bean (open-source word processing app, b-ll g-t-s is teh EVIL!!!!!!!!!) & it seems to be working OK. -- Wotthe7734 00:29, 13 October 2007 (EDT)

Common Memes in the LOLCatBible

Here are some suggestions for names of God not yet specified:

  • The Lord == Top Cat
  • Jesus == JesusCat
  • The Holy Spirit == HoverCat

Thus, the Trinity is Ceiling Cat / Top Cat, JesusCat, and HoverCat. --

The trinity doesn't matter, the word and exact concept is never mentioned in the bible. Its more of a catholic thing like hail marys Bboyneko 14:09, 12 October 2007 (EDT)
In view of door cat subbing for ceiling cat, I wondered if Jesus == DoorCat? -- Flooof 13:53, 12 October 2007 (EDT)
Haha, I also kind'a like the idea, but I think that it's too obscure to really use. It has to retain some sort of connection to the actual story, or else it's just too difficult to understand, and actually loses some of the humor. Names are generally kept the same, and Jesus' name is actually used, whereas God is really an unnamed entity. anshkakashi 13:59, 12 October 2007 (EDT)
Hey, the inconsistency is part of the fun! (That includes inconsistent spelling, which I'm doing on purpose.) Besides, it won't take long for anyone who's even vaguely familiar with lolspeak to figure out what you're talking about. But I agree with anshkakashi, Doorcat doesn't really do it. I'd go with Jesuscat. I wouldn't have thought of Hovercat, but I like it! -- Wotthe7734 00:36, 13 October 2007 (EDT)
I LOVE HoverCat -- Djkatscan 09:00, 13 October 2007 (EDT)
Ditto! Glintir 13:15, 18 October 2007 (CDT)
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