Song of Solomon 2
From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
2 As teh lily mungst teh tornst,so'st my lovest mungst teh dotterst.
3 As teh cheeseburger tree among teh treez made of wood (wtf joo spect teh treez made of!) so is my lover (OMG, HAWT!!!)among teh bright thingz. Ai has sitted down under his shadows, total pwnage, and his chzgburgrs was kk.
4 He takes me to teh chzburgr joint, so i can has fud, n his banner (tat means flag, srsly) over me is luv.
5 Stay wit me wit tose flags, comfut me wit chzburgrs, num, num. Cuz love tasted bad, srsly.
6 His left hanz are unterneats me, and he petted me wit t'other.
7 Dotters of Jerusalem, by rows and fields and hinds (watevah dose are), joo be quiet, shh! Don wake my lover up, srsly. he sleepin, kthx
8 Teh voice of my lover! Srsly, joo look, he's jumping round. Like superman. WTF?
9 My lover is a row or hart, and he is playing hidengoseek threw teh windo. I see joo!
10 Shh, he said, "Sup. OMG, let's go.
11 Winter's over. Nice, cuz rain is wet.
12 It is teh spring! Dere is flowers growed, birdies out of tune, and turtles is talkin. Srsly, wtf up wit dat?
13 Teh fig tree is put for her green figz, and teh grapez smell nice. Get up, plz, kthx.
14 Joo is a dove, always up in teh rocks and stuff, stop hidin in stairs, let me see joo, let me hear joo, cos yur voyse is nice, k."
15 Go catch teh fokses, teh tiny fokses, cause tey be messin up teh vines with grapez agin. wtf, fokses? srsly, don do dat.
16 My lover is mine, and vice versa: he eats with cheezeburgers with flowers. Srsly.
17 In teh morning, be like a row or hart or hind (stil don kno wtf dose are, tho) and go to Bether. srsly, joo shoul go der.
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