Ruth 4

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[[Category:Ruth|Ruth Four]]
 
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'''1.''' K so Boaz iz in teh towns and ZOMG teh closesest guy iz liek "Oh hai." Boaz sez "U come and sitz here, k?" And teh guy sez "kthx."
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===== Boaz marriez Ruth =====
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'''2.''' And so Boaz sez 2 teh otehr guyz "U come and sitz here 2, k?" And tehy sez "kthx."
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|1=K so Boaz iz in teh towns and ZOMG teh closesest guy iz liek "Oh hai." Boaz sez "U come and sitz here, k?" And teh guy sez "kthx."
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'''3.''' He sez 2 teh closesest guy "K so Naomi iz comes back and iz sells teh land frum taht guy Elimelech.
 
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'''4.''' "So I iz thinks I tells u 'Hay, u can has land, k?' Becuz u can has it, becuz u iz closesest, but ifs u duznt want it, I can has it, k?" And teh closesest sez "K I wants it."
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|2=And so Boaz sez 2 teh otehr guyz "U come and sitz here 2, k?" And tehy sez "kthx."
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|3=He sez 2 teh closesest guy "K so Naomi iz comes back and iz sells teh land frum taht guy Elimelech.
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|4="So I iz thinks I tells u 'Hay, u can has land, k?' Becuz u can has it, becuz u iz closesest, but ifs u duznt want it, I can has it, k?" And teh closesest sez "K I wants it."
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'''5.''' And boaz sez "BTW: u has to has teh womun Ruth, frum Moab, ifs u has teh land, becuz sumfing 'bout inher'tance."
 
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'''6.''' Teh closesest sez "OH NOES!!! U can has."
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|5=And boaz sez "BTW: u has to has teh womun Ruth, frum Moab, ifs u has teh land, becuz sumfing 'bout inher'tance."
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'''7.''' BTW: in teh Israel, teh mans does sum stuffs to sells and buys stuffs--one mans gives teh sandul 2 teh otehr guy. Srsly.
 
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'''8.''' K so when teh guy sez "U can has," he givs his sandul.
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|6=Teh closesest sez "OH NOES!!! U can has."
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'''9.''' And so Boaz sez "Hay, does u sees taht? I gets teh stuffs naow, k?
 
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'''10.''' "btw Ruth is mah wifes naow and teh stuffs."
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|7=BTW: in teh Israel, teh mans does sum stuffs to sells and buys stuffs--one mans gives teh sandul 2 teh otehr guy. Srsly.
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'''11.''' And teh otehr ppl sez, "k
 
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'''12.''' thx."
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|8=K so when teh guy sez "U can has," he givs his sandul.
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'''13.''' So Ruth is wifes, penis goes where, and thay has teh kid.
 
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'''14.''' Teh womuns sez "ZOMG teh Invisible Man pwns becuz she has teh kid!
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|9=And so Boaz sez "Hay, does u sees taht? I gets teh stuffs naow, k?
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|10="btw Ruth is mah wifes naow and teh stuffs."
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'''15.''' "Teh Invisible Man gives u cheezburgr; becuz Ruth (she pwns) has teh kid.
 
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'''16.''' Naomi is takes teh kid and gives him teh boobies and teh kid is liek "NOMNOMNOM."
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|11=And teh otehr ppl sez, "k
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|12=thx."
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'''17.''' Teh womuns is gives teh kid name and sez "Naomi has teh kid." Teh womun sez his name iz Obed; he has teh kid Jesse and Jesse has teh kid David (David iz gonna pwn, btw).
 
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'''18.''' Perez is has teh kidz: Perez is has teh kid Hezron,
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===== Davidz fambli an kittens =====
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'''19.''' Hezron is has teh kid Ram, Ram is has teh kid Amminadab,
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|13=So Ruth is wifes, penis goes where, and thay has teh kid.
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|14=Teh womuns sez "ZOMG teh Ceiling Cat pwns becuz she has teh kid!
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|15="Teh Ceiling Cat gives u cheezburgr; becuz Ruth (she pwns) has teh kid.
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'''20.''' Amminadab is has teh kid Nahshon, Nahshon is has teh kid Salmon,
 
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'''21.''' Salmon is has teh kid Boaz, Boaz is has teh kid Obed,
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|16=Naomi is takes teh kid and gives him teh boobies and teh kid is liek "NOMNOMNOM."
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'''22.''' Obed is has teh kid Jesse, and Jesse is has teh kid David.
 
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|17=Teh womuns is gives teh kid name and sez "Naomi has teh kid." Teh womun sez his name iz Obed; he has teh kid Jesse and Jesse has teh kid David (David iz gonna pwn, btw).
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{{Bottom Bar | PrevBook=[[Book of Judges]] | NextBook=[[Book of 1 Samuel]] | NextChap=[[1 Samuel One]] | PrevChap=[[Ruth Three]] | ThisBook=[[Book of Ruth]]}}
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|18=Perez is has teh kidz: Perez is has teh kid Hezron,
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|19=Hezron is has teh kid Ram, Ram is has teh kid Amminadab,
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|20=Amminadab is has teh kid Nahshon, Nahshon is has teh kid Salmon,
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|21=Salmon is has teh kid Boaz, Boaz is has teh kid Obed,
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|22=Obed is has teh kid Jesse, and Jesse is has teh kid David.
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[[Category:Ruth|Ruth 4]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[1 Samuel]]|PrevBook=[[Judges]]|NextChap=[[1 Samuel 1]]|PrevChap=[[Ruth 3]]}}

Latest revision as of 17:16, 13 July 2008

Old Testament
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Boaz marriez Ruth

1 K so Boaz iz in teh towns and ZOMG teh closesest guy iz liek "Oh hai." Boaz sez "U come and sitz here, k?" And teh guy sez "kthx."


2 And so Boaz sez 2 teh otehr guyz "U come and sitz here 2, k?" And tehy sez "kthx."3 He sez 2 teh closesest guy "K so Naomi iz comes back and iz sells teh land frum taht guy Elimelech.4 "So I iz thinks I tells u 'Hay, u can has land, k?' Becuz u can has it, becuz u iz closesest, but ifs u duznt want it, I can has it, k?" And teh closesest sez "K I wants it."


5 And boaz sez "BTW: u has to has teh womun Ruth, frum Moab, ifs u has teh land, becuz sumfing 'bout inher'tance."


6 Teh closesest sez "OH NOES!!! U can has."


7 BTW: in teh Israel, teh mans does sum stuffs to sells and buys stuffs--one mans gives teh sandul 2 teh otehr guy. Srsly.


8 K so when teh guy sez "U can has," he givs his sandul.


9 And so Boaz sez "Hay, does u sees taht? I gets teh stuffs naow, k?10 "btw Ruth is mah wifes naow and teh stuffs."


11 And teh otehr ppl sez, "k12 thx."


Davidz fambli an kittens

13 So Ruth is wifes, penis goes where, and thay has teh kid.14 Teh womuns sez "ZOMG teh Ceiling Cat pwns becuz she has teh kid!15 "Teh Ceiling Cat gives u cheezburgr; becuz Ruth (she pwns) has teh kid.


16 Naomi is takes teh kid and gives him teh boobies and teh kid is liek "NOMNOMNOM."


17 Teh womuns is gives teh kid name and sez "Naomi has teh kid." Teh womun sez his name iz Obed; he has teh kid Jesse and Jesse has teh kid David (David iz gonna pwn, btw).


18 Perez is has teh kidz: Perez is has teh kid Hezron,


19 Hezron is has teh kid Ram, Ram is has teh kid Amminadab,


20 Amminadab is has teh kid Nahshon, Nahshon is has teh kid Salmon,


21 Salmon is has teh kid Boaz, Boaz is has teh kid Obed,


22 Obed is has teh kid Jesse, and Jesse is has teh kid David.

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