Ruth 4

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|13=So Ruth is wifes, penis goes where, and thay has teh kid.
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|14=Teh womuns sez "ZOMG teh Ceiling Cat pwns becuz she has teh kid!
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|15="Teh Ceiling Cat gives u cheezburgr; becuz Ruth (she pwns) has teh kid.
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|16=Naomi is takes teh kid and gives him teh boobies and teh kid is liek "NOMNOMNOM."
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|17=Teh womuns is gives teh kid name and sez "Naomi has teh kid." Teh womun sez his name iz Obed; he has teh kid Jesse and Jesse has teh kid David (David iz gonna pwn, btw).
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|18=Perez is has teh kidz: Perez is has teh kid Hezron,
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|19=Hezron is has teh kid Ram, Ram is has teh kid Amminadab,
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|20=Amminadab is has teh kid Nahshon, Nahshon is has teh kid Salmon,
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|21=Salmon is has teh kid Boaz, Boaz is has teh kid Obed,
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|22=Obed is has teh kid Jesse, and Jesse is has teh kid David.
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[[Category:Ruth|Ruth 4]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[1 Samuel]]|PrevBook=[[Judges]]|NextChap=[[1 Samuel 1]]|PrevChap=[[Ruth 3]]}}
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