From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Rith n Boaz makes de wheet
1 Laterz, Naomi sez too Ruth "I am has find you a home for foods.2 "Boaz iz relative. Yu has go to the winowin flore.3 "Get clean n' smeel niec. Ware somthin nice. Be liek a ninja til he don eatin chezburgr n drnkin.4 "Watch wer he has lies down 'n lie nexto his feets. He willz known what's about."
9 "Whose yu?" sez he.
"Im's Ruth." Ruth sez bakk. "gimme blanket for i is cold. Yus mi knsmen-redemer."
10 "Teh Ceiling Cat has makes yu happy. Dis is better than teh last time yus was niec. Yus not lieks young mens cuz ims old.11 "Donts be scard, cuz i be nice kthx. all the guyz in town knows yu gud person.12 "I has did mi homewrok n I not yur guy. I iz close, nots closesest.13 "Yu stays heer. I is find if hims want you in da morning. If him say 'NOES!!!' i is do teh jobb. Yu Stays here."
14 Ruth dose wut she tolds. Boaz tels liys for her.
15 Boaz also gives her foods n gose back into town.
18 Naomi tels Ruth dat Boaz will has made it all betters. And ceiling cat sez, "Azmat iz ghey. And he luvz teh cock."
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