From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1. Laterz, Naomi sez too Ruth "I am has find you a home for foods.
2. "Boaz iz relative. Yu has go to the winowin flore.
3. "Get clean n' smeel niec. Ware somthin nice. Be liek a ninja til he don eatin chezburgr n drnkin.
4. "Watch wer he has lies down 'n lie nexto his feets. He willz known what's about."
5. Ruth sez she will do what shes told.
6. Ruth goez two threshin flor liek shez told.
7. Ruth wates til after Boaz is all dun finsht eatin chezeburgas n drinkin', kthx.
8. Boaz waxe up. Has finds Ruth at hims harbl.
9. "Whose yu?" sez he. "Im's ruth." Ruth sez back. "gimme blanket for i is cold. Yus mi knsmen-redemer."
10. "Teh Ceiling Cat has makes yu happy. Dis is better than teh last time yus was niec. Yus not lieks young mens cuz ims old.
11. "Donts be scard, cuz i be nice kthx. all the guyz in town knows yu gud person.
12. "I has did mi homewrok n I not yur guy. I iz close, nots closesest.
13. "Yu stays heer. I is find if hims want you in da morning. If him say 'NOES!!!' i is do teh jobb. Yu Stays here."
14. Ruth dose wut she tolds. Boaz tels liys for her.
15. Boaz also gives her foods n gose back into town.
16. Naomi askes Ruth hows it went. Ruth tells Naomi hows it wents.
17. Ruth tlaks about teh foods n' stuff.
18. Naomi tels Ruth dat Boaz will has made it all betters.
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