Ruth 3

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|1=Laterz, Naomi sez too Ruth "I am has find you a home for foods.
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|1=Laterz, Naomi sez too Ruth "I am has find you a home for fuds.
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|2="Boaz iz relative. Yu has go to the winowin flore.
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|2="Boaz iz relative. Yu has go to the winowin floar.
|3="Get clean n' smeel niec. Ware somthin nice. Be liek a ninja til he don eatin chezburgr n drnkin.
|3="Get clean n' smeel niec. Ware somthin nice. Be liek a ninja til he don eatin chezburgr n drnkin.
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|4="Watch wer he has lies down 'n lie nexto his feets. He willz known what's about."
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|4="Watch wer he haz lies down an lie nexto his feetz k. He willz known what's about."
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|5=Ruth sez she will do what shes told.
|5=Ruth sez she will do what shes told.
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|6=Ruth goez two threshin flor liek shez told.
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|6=Ruth goez two threshin floar liek shez told.
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|7=Ruth wates til after Boaz is all dun finsht eatin chezeburgas n drinkin', kthx.
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|7=Ruth wates til after Boaz is all dun finsht eatin chezeburgas n drinkin'.
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|8=Boaz waxe up. Has finds Ruth at hims harbl.
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|8=Boaz waxe up. Hims finds Ruth at hiz harbls.
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|9="Whose yu?" sez he.<br>
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|9="Who r u?" sez he.<br>
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"Im's Ruth." Ruth sez bakk. "gimme blanket for i is cold. Yus mi knsmen-redemer."
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"Im Ruth." Ruth sez bak. "gimmeh blanket cuz iz cold. Ur mai .. uhhhh ... knsmen-redemer? I dono wut that meanz."
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|10="Teh Ceiling Cat has makes yu happy. Dis is better than teh last time yus was niec. Yus not lieks young mens cuz ims old.
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|10="Teh Ceiling Cat has makes yuo happy. Dis is better than teh last time yus was niec. Yus not lieks young mens cuz ims old.
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|11="Donts be scard, cuz i be nice kthx. all the guyz in town knows yu gud person.
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|11="Donts be scard, cuz i be nice kthx. all teh guyz in town think u rulz.
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|12="I has did mi homewrok n I not yur guy. I iz close, nots closesest.
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|12="I has did mai homewrok an I not ur d00d. We r buddyz, but not bestest bestest buddyz.
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|13="Yu stays heer. I is find if hims want you in da morning. If him say 'NOES!!!' i is do teh jobb. Yu Stays here."
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|13="Yu stays heer k. I iz find if hims want u in da morning. If him say 'NOES!!!' i is do teh jobb. U Stays here kthxbye."
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|14=Ruth dose wut she tolds. Boaz tels liys for her.
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|14=Ruth doez it rite. Boaz tels liz for hr.
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|15=Boaz also gives her foods n gose back into town.
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|15=Boaz iz givin her fuds n gose back into town.
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|16=Naomi askes Ruth hows it went. Ruth tells Naomi hows it wents.
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|16=Naomi is askin Ruth hows it wents. Ruth iz tellin Naomi hows it wents.
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|17=Ruth tlaks about teh foods n' stuff.
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|17=Ruth iz talkin about teh fuds n' stuff.
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|18=Naomi tels Ruth dat Boaz will has made it all betters.
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|18=Naomi iz tellin Ruth dat Boaz will has made it all betters.}}
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[[Category:Ruth|Ruth 3]]
[[Category:Ruth|Ruth 3]]
{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[1 Samuel]]|PrevBook=[[Judges]]|NextChap=[[Ruth 4]]|PrevChap=[[Ruth 2]]}}
{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[1 Samuel]]|PrevBook=[[Judges]]|NextChap=[[Ruth 4]]|PrevChap=[[Ruth 2]]}}

Latest revision as of 16:55, 17 July 2009

Old Testament
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Rith n Boaz makes de wheet

1 Laterz, Naomi sez too Ruth "I am has find you a home for fuds.2 "Boaz iz relative. Yu has go to the winowin floar.3 "Get clean n' smeel niec. Ware somthin nice. Be liek a ninja til he don eatin chezburgr n drnkin.4 "Watch wer he haz lies down an lie nexto his feetz k. He willz known what's about."


5 Ruth sez she will do what shes told.6 Ruth goez two threshin floar liek shez told.


7 Ruth wates til after Boaz is all dun finsht eatin chezeburgas n drinkin'.8 Boaz waxe up. Hims finds Ruth at hiz harbls.


9 "Who r u?" sez he.
"Im Ruth." Ruth sez bak. "gimmeh blanket cuz iz cold. Ur mai .. uhhhh ... knsmen-redemer? I dono wut that meanz."


10 "Teh Ceiling Cat has makes yuo happy. Dis is better than teh last time yus was niec. Yus not lieks young mens cuz ims old.11 "Donts be scard, cuz i be nice kthx. all teh guyz in town think u rulz.12 "I has did mai homewrok an I not ur d00d. We r buddyz, but not bestest bestest buddyz.13 "Yu stays heer k. I iz find if hims want u in da morning. If him say 'NOES!!!' i is do teh jobb. U Stays here kthxbye."


14 Ruth doez it rite. Boaz tels liz for hr.


15 Boaz iz givin her fuds n gose back into town.


16 Naomi is askin Ruth hows it wents. Ruth iz tellin Naomi hows it wents.17 Ruth iz talkin about teh fuds n' stuff.


18 Naomi iz tellin Ruth dat Boaz will has made it all betters.

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