Ruth 2

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(Ruth sez "Oh, Hai" 2 Boaz)
(Ruth sez "Oh, Hai" 2 Boaz)
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|1=Nows Naomi has relative. Boaz. Iz cool.
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|1=Nows Naomi has relative. Boaz. Iz cool an rich an haz feelds wif lotz of tunaz.
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|2=Ruth is all liek "I goes to teh feilds and be pickin' ups grains peepz drop. If anyone lieks me." Sos Naomi sez "Go to, grl. I am all hungry."
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|2=Ruth is all liek "I can goez wif other ppl to pik up tunaz?" Naomi sez LOL ok.
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|3=So she wents out 'n pickes up what da haverstrs droped. She wuz all up in Boazs field.
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|3=So her goez out an pickes up tunaz what da haverstrs droped. She wuz awl up in Boazes feeld.
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|4=So then Boaz arrivez and sez "Teh Ceiling Cat be with yus!" An so them all harvstur sez "Ceiling Cat make yus happy!"
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|4=So den Boaz coems an sez "Teh Ceiling Cat be with yu!" An so dem all harvstur sez "Ceiling Cat givez yu cheezburger!"
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|5=Boaz askes the head harvastr "Whos gurl is that?"
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|5=Boaz askz teh boss piker "Hoo iz dat gurl?"
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|6=So that guy sez "She iz frum Moab 'n with Naomi.
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|6=So dat guy sez "She iz frum Moab an wif Naomi.
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|7="She wuz all liek 'let me gets free foods 'n stuffs from behind yurs havertsres.' She wents into teh feild and wrk. Xcpt for brake. She not work then."
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|7="Her wuz all liek 'let me gets free foods 'n stuffs from behind yurs havertsres.' Her goed into teh feild and wrk. Xcpt for brake. She not work then."
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|8=Boaz sez at Ruth "You hears me. Yus not go 'n gleans frum difrnt fields. You not go away.
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|8=Boaz sez at Ruth "Lissen, yew can chillz in mai feelds an yew can has foodz. Yew an dose gurls go togever.
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|9="Watch the mens n' follow after wit da grls. Men wont touch yus. If yus get thirsty, go get somethin' to drinks."
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|9="Wachez teh mens an folo teh gurls. Men be kewl an not bug yu. If yus get firsty, goez get somefin' to drinks."
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|10=Ruth bowd down n' sez "I not from herez. Why yu be so niec?"
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|10=Ruth bowd doun an sez "Ai r not from herez. Y yu be so niez?"
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|11=Boaz says "I'z been told yus niec. Yus follows Naomi down 'n helps her. I leik that.
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|11=Boaz sez "Dey tolded me dat yu r niez wif Naomi an yr huzband dieded an yu haz tew be wif straynj ppls awl teh tiems LOL
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|12="Teh Ceiling Cat can has reward for yus bcuz you beleev."
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|12="Mae teh Ceiling Cat givez yew cookiez an waches ovr yu!"
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|14=At suppa, Boaz sed "Yus be all over here, eatin' my bread." So ruth sats n' ate all she culd ov cheezeburgas n' cookies and had lftovas.
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|14=Foar lunch, Boaz is lak "Yu can haz foodz wif uz and evn cheezburger!" So Ruth sats n' ate all she culd an had cookiez an culd not eet ne moar.
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|15=Boaz tolds the men not to maek fun of her. Evers.
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|15=Boaz tolds the men not to maek fun of her or embare-as her evr an leeve her alonez while her getz tunaz.
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|16=Boaz also tolds his men to cheat and gives her free foods.
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|16=Boaz also toldz his wurkerz to cheet an givez her free foodz.
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|17=Ruth goes home at 5. She has got good amount of foods.
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|17=Ruth goez hoem latr. Her has got good amownt of foodz.
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|18=Naomi sees all da food.
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|18=Naomi seez all teh food.
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|19=Naomi is all liek "Yays! Foods! Yus be goin ther tomoro!" Ruth divulgs name of man, Boaz.
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|19=Naomi is all liek "Yays! Hoo givez yu dis food? Mae Ceiling Cat bles dem wif cheezburger!" An Ruth sez it wuz Boaz.
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|20="Teh Ceiling Cat make hims happy!" sez Naomi "Ceiling Cat show kind to living n' deads. Boaz iz importants!!1"
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|20=Naomi sez "Orite he iz relluhtiv of daed huzband an iz guarded us or sumting. Mae Ceiling Cat givez him cookiez tew!!1!1"
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|21=Ruth sez "Boaz wuz nice to mes."
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|21=Ruth sez "Boaz sed ai culd werk moar an bringz hoem moar foodz!"
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|22=Naomi tolds Ruth to going to Boaz feilds since they is safe.
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|22=Naomi sez Ruth to going to Boaz feilds since dey r sayf.
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|23=Ruth does as she tolds.
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|23=Ruth does as her toldz.
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Revision as of 13:02, 28 July 2009

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Ruth sez "Oh, Hai" 2 Boaz

1 Nows Naomi has relative. Boaz. Iz cool an rich an haz feelds wif lotz of tunaz.


2 Ruth is all liek "I can goez wif other ppl to pik up tunaz?" Naomi sez LOL ok.3 So her goez out an pickes up tunaz what da haverstrs droped. She wuz awl up in Boazes feeld.


4 So den Boaz coems an sez "Teh Ceiling Cat be with yu!" An so dem all harvstur sez "Ceiling Cat givez yu cheezburger!"


5 Boaz askz teh boss piker "Hoo iz dat gurl?"


6 So dat guy sez "She iz frum Moab an wif Naomi.7 "Her wuz all liek 'let me gets free foods 'n stuffs from behind yurs havertsres.' Her goed into teh feild and wrk. Xcpt for brake. She not work then."


8 Boaz sez at Ruth "Lissen, yew can chillz in mai feelds an yew can has foodz. Yew an dose gurls go togever.9 "Wachez teh mens an folo teh gurls. Men be kewl an not bug yu. If yus get firsty, goez get somefin' to drinks."


10 Ruth bowd doun an sez "Ai r not from herez. Y yu be so niez?"


11 Boaz sez "Dey tolded me dat yu r niez wif Naomi an yr huzband dieded an yu haz tew be wif straynj ppls awl teh tiems LOL12 "Mae teh Ceiling Cat givez yew cookiez an waches ovr yu!"


13 "kthx" sez Ruth. "Yuz nice n' sez nice things bout me."


14 Foar lunch, Boaz is lak "Yu can haz foodz wif uz and evn cheezburger!" So Ruth sats n' ate all she culd an had cookiez an culd not eet ne moar.15 Boaz tolds the men not to maek fun of her or embare-as her evr an leeve her alonez while her getz tunaz.16 Boaz also toldz his wurkerz to cheet an givez her free foodz.


17 Ruth goez hoem latr. Her has got good amownt of foodz.18 Naomi seez all teh food.


19 Naomi is all liek "Yays! Hoo givez yu dis food? Mae Ceiling Cat bles dem wif cheezburger!" An Ruth sez it wuz Boaz.


20 Naomi sez "Orite he iz relluhtiv of daed huzband an iz guarded us or sumting. Mae Ceiling Cat givez him cookiez tew!!1!1"


21 Ruth sez "Boaz sed ai culd werk moar an bringz hoem moar foodz!"


22 Naomi sez Ruth to going to Boaz feilds since dey r sayf.


23 Ruth does as her toldz.

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