Romans 8

From LOLCat Bible Translation Project

Revision as of 22:02, 18 December 2007 by Sips (Talk | contribs)
Jump to: navigation, search
New Testament
Bible5.gif
Romans 8

1 Oh hai, derz nawt empty bowlz iffn youse petz Jebus Krisp, nawt rubbin himz legz, but chasin teh Invisible Cat.

2 Fur Invisible Cat of judge judy inna Jebus Krisp getz ridda judy's Invisible Error anna dirtnappin.

3 Fur wat judge judy kant duz, shez gotz week neez, Ceiling Catz mailin baby kittn Jebus inna Invisible Error meatz, an fur Invisible Error, sed meatz gon rottn:

4 Dat teh uppity judge judy be doin uz, whobe nawt chasin meatz, buttz chasin Invisible Catz.

5 Fur deyz who bin chasin meatz duz meatz stuff; but iffn deyz bin chasin Invisible Catz den dey eated Invisible cheezbrgz, srsly.

6 Iffn PENIS GOES WHERE datz dirtnappin; but eated Invisible cheezbrgs, an datz comfy chair an blanket by teh fireplaze.

7 Cauze PENIS GOES WHERE maiks Ceiling Cat koff furballz: Ceiling Cat nawt watch dat judge judy episode, an Himz kant get dat channl anyway.

8 Demz dat PUT PENIS INSIDE maikz big furballz inna Ceiling Cat.

9 But youse nawt meatz, butt uv Invisible stuffz, den Invisible Cat iz inna youse fur. Iffn youse d00dz nawt ettin Invisible Jebus Krispz cheezbrgz, himz invisible, K srsly.

10 An iffn Krispz in yer fur, youse ded cauz Invisible Error; but teh Invisible Catz is dancin cauz uv goody two-pawz.

11 But iffn teh Invisible Catz maid Jebus a vampire-d00d in yer fur, den himz dat maid Krispy kittn a vampire-d00d iz gunna maik youse Invisible meatz an maik you eated cheezbrgz, see thnxbai.

12 Lissenup, brudder catz, wez yammerin, nawt to meatz, but to dance wit teh meatz.

13 Iffn youse dance wit teh meatz, youse ded: but iffn youse Invisible RAWR atta meatz, youse dancin kitty.

14 Invisible Ceiling Cat rulz, srsly, deyz embryo kittnz uv Ceiling Cat.

15 Dat Invisible bootlikr nawt gunna RAWR atcha; but choo dopted Invisible Cat, meow-meow, Abba, Big Daddy Cat.

16 Invisible Cat seez our Invisible fur, webe kittnz uv Ceiling Cat:

17 An kittnz, den der kittnz; kittnz uv Ceiling Cat, an der kittnz of Jebus; Iffn we getz bit anna poked inna eyez, den webe brudderz poked inna eyez togeddr, RAWR srsly.

18 Ai rectum damn neared killdem inna Catfight! today an datz nawt a hill uv cheezbrgz fur uz to be eated, meow.

19 Iffn youse spectin catz sittin round an such fur kittnz of Ceiling Cat to prance anna dance, den youse dopey.

20 Cuz catz wuz maid fur mirrorz, not wallz, but by tinkin himz dat wanted stuffz,

21 Cuz catz nawt gotz brokn collrn leash no mor an iz runnin round da campfyr, meowing at da kittnz uv Ceiling Cat.

Romans 8
Books Chapters
← Previous Next → ← Previous Next →
Acts 1 Corinthians Romans 7 Romans 9
Personal tools