Romans 12

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1 n im telln u, cuz Ceiling Cat pwns, u shld giv him ur boddeez, cuz he liek dem, n dis way ur liek "Ceiling Cat pwns", dats wut we do.2 dont b liek "l00k @ me im liek teh urthz im a n00b", but b liek teh Transformers by recycling ur mind. den u cn do wut Ceiling Cat wants, cuz Ceiling Cat's will is liek "wrd!"

3 i getz 2 say this cuz i has cheezburgerz: don't b liek "l00k @ me I pwn," cuz only n00bs say dat about der SELFS. ur spozd 2 b humble, n let Ceiling Cat do teh praisn.4 k so its just liek wen u has 1 boddee, but its got lotz of fun stuffs on it to play wth n stuff,5 so wer liek teh partz of Christs boddee. n we all pwn each othr, but in a good way.6 peepz gets diffrnt Supr Powrs. if u c teh future, dats awsum. rox dat.7 n if ur teh servr or teh leechr, rox dat 2.8 n if ur spozd 2 b a cheerleedr or a guy wit munneez or a leadr or wutever, just b awsum and pwn wutever ur thing is.9 let ur luv be tru, pwn teh evil, hug teh goodz.10 be nice 2 catz liek theyz ur brutherz, n honor ppl, k?11 wrk hrd n do gud stuffz 4 Ceiling Cat.12 u can haz hope n patience if u preyz 4 Ceiling Cat.13 u shuld gives stuffz to ppl like Santa.14 be nice to ppl even if tehy tries to pwn u.15 if cats are hasing rejoice, u can has rejoice 2, but if theyz weeping u weep 2, k?16 ppl are liek u 2 so be gud 2 tehm. dont prtend to be l33t if u r a n00b.17 if ppl try to pwn u, u dont has to pwn tehm. n tell da truf, cuz Ceiling Cat can c u.18 if u can lie down u shuld live in peace, k?19 Don pwn kittehs. Don b mean if dey r mean 2 yu. TopCat pwns all mean kittehs.20 Skripchures sey: "If ppl try to pwn yu, but den dey no has cheezburgers, giv dem yur cheezburgers. If kittehs sey mean things, but hav no moar cookies, giv dem yur cookies. Yu do dis, yu pwn evil kitteh. Srsly."21 Don pwn kittehs jus cuz. B gud 2 all kittehs, so evil gose bai.

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