From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 I rly rly want teh other kittehs to can has cheezburgers, srsly.2 Dey rly lik teh Ceiling Cat, but dey dun lik him cuz dey can has teh knowlij.3 Dey think tey kno Ceiling Cat but dey not rly followin him corektly.4 Jebus com an he madeded it so evewy kitteh can has cheezburger by jus beleefin. How awsum is dat?
5 Moses sed: "Teh kitteh who duz dese lawz liv by dem." Rly!6 The richtus sed: "Dun say, 'Who gose to teh Ceiling?'7 or 'Who gose into teh bad plase?'"8 Wut do dey sey? Teh wordz r in ur mouf an hart, makin yu proclame:9 "Jebus is teh Awsum One"10 an yu rly rly meen it, u can has cheezburger.11 Teh Wordz sez, "If u can has trust in teh Ceiling Cat, yu nevr can has shame, srsly."12 Der be no difrens betwen teh Joocat an teh Notjoocat.13 "Every kitteh who sez Jebus is teh Awesum One can has cheezburger."
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