From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Da Urf sez kthxbai
1 Da Revvilashun of Happycat, wich Ceiling Cat put unto dem, mus happen for da lols, wuz sent by his BirdKat to John.
2 Who made teh wurd of Ceiling Cat all nakkid, an teh lols of Happycat, and of teh stuffz he loled at.
Who bare record of the word of God, and of the testimony of Jesus Christ, and of all things that he saw.