Revelation 7

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'''1.''' An after dose tings I sawed 4 ayngelz standin on teh four kornerz of earf, holdin teh four windz of teh earf, that teh windz shuldnt blow on teh earf, nor on teh see, nor on tweez.
'''1.''' An after dose tings I sawed 4 ayngelz standin on teh four kornerz of earf, holdin teh four windz of teh earf, that teh windz shuldnt blow on teh earf, nor on teh see, nor on tweez.
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'''2.''' An I'z sawed anudder ayngel goin' up from teh east, having a belly mark of teh living Invisible Man: and crieded wif a lowde voice to teh four ayngelz, to dose dudez it wuz givin to hurt teh earth and teh sea,
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'''2.''' An I'z sawed anudder ayngel goin' up from teh east, having a belly mark of teh living Ceiling Cat: and crieded wif a lowde voice to teh four ayngelz, to dose dudez it wuz givin to hurt teh earth and teh sea,
'''3.''' An he sayed, Dun hurt teh earf, nor teh sea or pwetty treez, till we haz taken teh servantz cheezburgers,
'''3.''' An he sayed, Dun hurt teh earf, nor teh sea or pwetty treez, till we haz taken teh servantz cheezburgers,
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teh Lamb, all white kittehs, wlf palms in their paws, and they had a flavor;
teh Lamb, all white kittehs, wlf palms in their paws, and they had a flavor;
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'''10.''' Dey cryed wif a loawed voice, sayed, keep dat Invisible Man sittin' upon teh throan, an unto teh Lamb.
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'''10.''' Dey cryed wif a loawed voice, sayed, keep dat Ceiling Cat sittin' upon teh throan, an unto teh Lamb.
'''11.''' All teh ayngelz nappin' round teh throan, an about teh elderz and teh foar beasts, an falled befoar teh  
'''11.''' All teh ayngelz nappin' round teh throan, an about teh elderz and teh foar beasts, an falled befoar teh  
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throan on dere faces - it hurty but not too bad. Dey worshipin Invisible Man.
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throan on dere faces - it hurty but not too bad. Dey worshipin Ceiling Cat.
'''12.''' Sayed, Ramen: bwessing, an gloary, an wizdum, an fanksgivin, an onner, an powur, an might. You can has
'''12.''' Sayed, Ramen: bwessing, an gloary, an wizdum, an fanksgivin, an onner, an powur, an might. You can has
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Invisible Man for ever and ever and ever. Ramen.
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Ceiling Cat for ever and ever and ever. Ramen.
'''13.''' One of teh elderz kittehs ansered and sayed, What white kittehs? Were dey at?
'''13.''' One of teh elderz kittehs ansered and sayed, What white kittehs? Were dey at?
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white in teh icky Lamb blood. It tasted bad!
white in teh icky Lamb blood. It tasted bad!
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'''15.''' U see, dey'z befoar teh throane of Invisible Man, dey bring him catnip an treats in his catbox: an he dat get petted on teh couch is allowed to lie on couch forever and not get teh sqwirt gun.
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'''15.''' U see, dey'z befoar teh throane of Ceiling Cat, dey bring him catnip an treats in his catbox: an he dat get petted on teh couch is allowed to lie on couch forever and not get teh sqwirt gun.
'''16.''' Dun be hungwy and firsty no moar; noar shall teh sun be warm on dey bellies.
'''16.''' Dun be hungwy and firsty no moar; noar shall teh sun be warm on dey bellies.
'''17.''' For teh Lamb, which in teh midst of teh throan, shall refill teh food bowl, an shall lead them unto teh
'''17.''' For teh Lamb, which in teh midst of teh throan, shall refill teh food bowl, an shall lead them unto teh
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awe-toe-matic water fountains: an Invisible Man promises to wipe gunk from all ur eyes.
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awe-toe-matic water fountains: an Ceiling Cat promises to wipe gunk from all ur eyes.
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1. An after dose tings I sawed 4 ayngelz standin on teh four kornerz of earf, holdin teh four windz of teh earf, that teh windz shuldnt blow on teh earf, nor on teh see, nor on tweez.

2. An I'z sawed anudder ayngel goin' up from teh east, having a belly mark of teh living Ceiling Cat: and crieded wif a lowde voice to teh four ayngelz, to dose dudez it wuz givin to hurt teh earth and teh sea,

3. An he sayed, Dun hurt teh earf, nor teh sea or pwetty treez, till we haz taken teh servantz cheezburgers,

4. An I'z hurd a bunch of dem which had noe cheezburgers: and there were a bazillion of all teh different kittehs from everwhere trapt in bucketz.

5. Of teh tribe of Juda were Juda cats. Of teh tribe of Reuben were a tasty sandwich, full of cornd beef an coleslaw, jus like teh Juda cat. Same for teh Gad kittehs. Trapt in bucketz, all of dem.

6. Same wif the tribe of Aser. An teh tribe of Neftuhlim. An Manasses. O noes! Bucketz everwhere!

7. Same went fur teh trybe of Simeon, an all dere cheezburgers. An teh trybe of Levi, had no moar jeenz to

were. Of teh tribe of Issachar too, anudder bazillion ppl, all in bucketz!

8. An teh tribe of Zabulon, who were stuck in bucketz also. An teh trybe of Joey, in bucketz. And Ben, sealed in bucketz, twelve thousand ppl dey sayed.

9. After dis, I was like, O Hai, ZOMG a bazillion kinds of all ppl! Standin' befoar teh throan, and befoar teh Lamb, all white kittehs, wlf palms in their paws, and they had a flavor;

10. Dey cryed wif a loawed voice, sayed, keep dat Ceiling Cat sittin' upon teh throan, an unto teh Lamb.

11. All teh ayngelz nappin' round teh throan, an about teh elderz and teh foar beasts, an falled befoar teh throan on dere faces - it hurty but not too bad. Dey worshipin Ceiling Cat.

12. Sayed, Ramen: bwessing, an gloary, an wizdum, an fanksgivin, an onner, an powur, an might. You can has Ceiling Cat for ever and ever and ever. Ramen.

13. One of teh elderz kittehs ansered and sayed, What white kittehs? Were dey at?

14. So I's sayed, dun u know lol. He was like, Dese workin hard, an have licked themselfs clean, maid them white in teh icky Lamb blood. It tasted bad!

15. U see, dey'z befoar teh throane of Ceiling Cat, dey bring him catnip an treats in his catbox: an he dat get petted on teh couch is allowed to lie on couch forever and not get teh sqwirt gun.

16. Dun be hungwy and firsty no moar; noar shall teh sun be warm on dey bellies.

17. For teh Lamb, which in teh midst of teh throan, shall refill teh food bowl, an shall lead them unto teh awe-toe-matic water fountains: an Ceiling Cat promises to wipe gunk from all ur eyes.

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