Revelation 4

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1 So, then I seez a big open heaven door. An teh invisible trumpet voice sez "C'mere. I noes whatz comin. Let me show you it."

2 Then, surprize Ghostee-entry! An I seez a dood on a fancy heaven chair.

3 The dood looked liek a shiny orange statchoo. An therr wuz a bootiful rainbow too.

4 All around teh fancy chair wuz lots moar littler fancy chairz wif old doodz on em. Teh doodz has white clothez and shiny crownz all on therr old headz.

5 Then therr wuz skeery lightninz and funderz an therr wuz 7 bukkits. Teh bukkits iz teh 7 kittehs of teh Ceiling Cat. Srsly.

6 Oh, also, therr wuz lotz of glass on teh floor. Therr wuz 4 aminuls wif all eyez everwherr.

7 Therr wuz a lion wif all eyez an a big cow wif all eyez an a dood wif all eyes an a eagul wif all eyez.

8 All them aminuls has 6 wingz an has all eyez everwherr. An all teh time they r sayin "Teh Ceiling Cat is so leet. Srsly."

9 An then, when teh aminuls sez stuff,

10 All teh old doodz fall down an worshipz teh orange statchoo dood. They takez off therr crownz an sez:

11 "Yr teh leetest, Ceiling Cat,
You can has glory an honor an power,
Cuz you pwn everthing
An you totally made em an stuff.
Srsly."

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