Revelation 1

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[[Image:ammo.jpg|thumb|140px|left|Ceiling Cat sez teh apocalypse is comming.]]
[[Image:ammo.jpg|thumb|140px|left|Ceiling Cat sez teh apocalypse is comming.]]
=====Iz comin. Srsly. =====
=====Iz comin. Srsly. =====
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Far away
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This ship is taking me far away
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|1=John haz sum revelashunz. Tehy frum teh Happycat, but wuz furst frum Ceiling Cat, an tehy to show what iz comin.  Teh Ceiling Cat sended hiz angel to John to give revelashunz.
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Far away from my memories
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Of the people who care if I live or die
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The starlight
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|2=John sez iz all totally troof, zactly what teh Ceiling Cat and Happycat sayed. He no lie. Srsly.
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I will be chasing your starlight
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Until the end of my life
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I don't know if it's worth it anymore
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Hold you in my arms
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I just wanted to hold you in my arms
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|3=Everwun what reedz these wurdz will has cheezburgrz and everwun what heerz theez wurdz will has cheezburgrz.  Also, pay attenshuns, cuz iz comin. Habeeb it.
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My life
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You electrify my life
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|4=John seyz, hay teh sehvuhn churchez over therr in Asia:
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Let's conspire to re-ignite
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Oh hai, from teh Ceiling Cat whoz alwayz around, an alwayz haz beens around, an alwayz will bes around, and hai from the sehvuhn kittehs sittin next to his mighteh sofuh.
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All the souls that would die just to feel alive
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I'll never let you go
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If you promise not to fade away, never fade away
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|5=Oh, also, hai frum Happycat, who iz liek totally l33t. Srsly. To Happycat who totally luvz us an died for us an stuff,  
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Our hopes and expectations
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|6=Ur awsum, kthx.
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Black holes & revelations
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And our hopes and expectations
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Black holes & revelations
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Hold you in my arms
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I just wanted to hold you in my arms
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|7=Invisibuhl airplane for Happycat!  Everwun will see him in teh airplane, even tho iz invisibuhls. Even thoze bad doodz who wuz so mean will seez him, and everwun will be totally bummed.  Srsly.
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Far away
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This ship is taking me far away
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|8=Teh Ceiling Cat sez "iz teh lolfa n iz lolmega n i allwayz haz been n allwayz will be also i haz strongness!  rawr"
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Far away from the memories
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Of the people who care if I live or die
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I'll never let you go
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=====Vizjuns 'o Happycat=====
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If you promise not to fade away, never fade away
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|9=Anywayz, I be John, ur bruder an ur friend in Happycat. So dis wun tiem, I wuz on Patmos talkin to sum doodz about Happycat an teh Ceiling Cat.
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And our hopes and expectations
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|10=Wun Caturday, I wuz chillin an I heerz dis hugenormous voice behaind meh, an it wuz rly lowd lyke a trumpet insturmentz. 
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Black holes & revelations, yeah
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Our hopes and expectations
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Black holes & revelations
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Hold you in my arms
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|11=An teh voice sez, "Oh, hai. I be Lolpha, an also, I be Lolmega, an rite whut you seez, an send it to those sehvuhn churchez over therr in Asia. In case u forgotz, tehy be Ephesus, Smyrna, Pergamum, Thyatira, Sardis, Philadelphia (wich not be teh wun in Pehnsluvainya) and also Laodicea, wich iz all funneh namez, but I not made dem up."}}
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I just wanted to hold you in my arms
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I just wanted to hold
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|12=I lookz for teh voice an, it wuz invisabuhls! Insted, I seez sehvuhn golduhn bukkits!
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|13=Also, therr wuz a dood dressed real nice, even tho he wuz in a dress.
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|14=Teh dood had a hed taht wuz wite, an also hairz taht wuz wite. Also, his eyez wuz chargin his lazors.
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|15=An his feets wuz lyke a heeter, an his voice wuz liek a mighteh toilet flushinz.
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|16=He made sehvuhn cookies in hiz rite hand, an a sword in hiz mouf.  Also, hiz face wuz all glowinz, like teh sun.  Srsly.}}
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|17=When I seez him, I fallz over liek ded.  Teh dood touched me an sez, "Dont be all skeerd."
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|18=Also, he sez, "I be Happycat an Im totally alive 4evr!  Also, I am teh keymaster."
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|19=Then he sez: "Taek notez. Lotsa notez."
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|20="OBTW, theez sehvuhn cookies are teh angelz of teh sehvuhn churchez I sed before.  Oh, also, theez bukkits are teh churches too. Kthxbai."
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Revision as of 16:55, 17 July 2009

New Testament
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Ceiling Cat sez teh apocalypse is comming.
Iz comin. Srsly.

1 John haz sum revelashunz. Tehy frum teh Happycat, but wuz furst frum Ceiling Cat, an tehy to show what iz comin. Teh Ceiling Cat sended hiz angel to John to give revelashunz.2 John sez iz all totally troof, zactly what teh Ceiling Cat and Happycat sayed. He no lie. Srsly.

3 Everwun what reedz these wurdz will has cheezburgrz and everwun what heerz theez wurdz will has cheezburgrz. Also, pay attenshuns, cuz iz comin. Habeeb it.

4 John seyz, hay teh sehvuhn churchez over therr in Asia: Oh hai, from teh Ceiling Cat whoz alwayz around, an alwayz haz beens around, an alwayz will bes around, and hai from the sehvuhn kittehs sittin next to his mighteh sofuh.

5 Oh, also, hai frum Happycat, who iz liek totally l33t. Srsly. To Happycat who totally luvz us an died for us an stuff,6 Ur awsum, kthx.

7 Invisibuhl airplane for Happycat! Everwun will see him in teh airplane, even tho iz invisibuhls. Even thoze bad doodz who wuz so mean will seez him, and everwun will be totally bummed. Srsly.

8 Teh Ceiling Cat sez "iz teh lolfa n iz lolmega n i allwayz haz been n allwayz will be also i haz strongness! rawr"

Vizjuns 'o Happycat

9 Anywayz, I be John, ur bruder an ur friend in Happycat. So dis wun tiem, I wuz on Patmos talkin to sum doodz about Happycat an teh Ceiling Cat.10 Wun Caturday, I wuz chillin an I heerz dis hugenormous voice behaind meh, an it wuz rly lowd lyke a trumpet insturmentz.11 An teh voice sez, "Oh, hai. I be Lolpha, an also, I be Lolmega, an rite whut you seez, an send it to those sehvuhn churchez over therr in Asia. In case u forgotz, tehy be Ephesus, Smyrna, Pergamum, Thyatira, Sardis, Philadelphia (wich not be teh wun in Pehnsluvainya) and also Laodicea, wich iz all funneh namez, but I not made dem up."

12 I lookz for teh voice an, it wuz invisabuhls! Insted, I seez sehvuhn golduhn bukkits!13 Also, therr wuz a dood dressed real nice, even tho he wuz in a dress.14 Teh dood had a hed taht wuz wite, an also hairz taht wuz wite. Also, his eyez wuz chargin his lazors.15 An his feets wuz lyke a heeter, an his voice wuz liek a mighteh toilet flushinz.16 He made sehvuhn cookies in hiz rite hand, an a sword in hiz mouf. Also, hiz face wuz all glowinz, like teh sun. Srsly.

17 When I seez him, I fallz over liek ded. Teh dood touched me an sez, "Dont be all skeerd."18 Also, he sez, "I be Happycat an Im totally alive 4evr! Also, I am teh keymaster."

19 Then he sez: "Taek notez. Lotsa notez."20 "OBTW, theez sehvuhn cookies are teh angelz of teh sehvuhn churchez I sed before. Oh, also, theez bukkits are teh churches too. Kthxbai."

Inspeerayshunal Veedyo (Sanctus an da starz)

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