Revelation 1

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[[Image:ammo.jpg|thumb|140px|left|Ceiling Cat sez teh apocalypse is comming.]]
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=====Iz comin. Srsly. =====
=====Iz comin. Srsly. =====
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Far away
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|1=John haz sum revelashunz. Tehy frum teh Happycat, but wuz furst frum Ceiling Cat, an tehy to show what iz comin.  Teh Ceiling Cat sended hiz angel to John to give revelashunz.
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This ship is taking me far away
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Far away from my memories
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Of the people who care if I live or die
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|2=John sez iz all totally troof, zactly what teh Ceiling Cat and Happycat sayed. He no lie. Srsly.
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The starlight
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I will be chasing your starlight
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Until the end of my life
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I don't know if it's worth it anymore
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Hold you in my arms
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|3=Everwun what reedz these wurdz will has cheezburgrz and everwun what heerz theez wurdz will has cheezburgrz.  Also, pay attenshuns, cuz iz comin. Habeeb it.
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I just wanted to hold you in my arms
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My life
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|4=John seyz, hay teh sehvuhn churchez over therr in Asia:
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You electrify my life
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Oh hai, from teh Ceiling Cat whoz alwayz around, an alwayz haz beens around, an alwayz will bes around, and hai from the sehvuhn kittehs sittin next to his mighteh sofuh.
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Let's conspire to re-ignite
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All the souls that would die just to feel alive
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I'll never let you go
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|5=Oh, also, hai frum Happycat, who iz liek totally l33t. Srsly. To Happycat who totally luvz us an died for us an stuff,  
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If you promise not to fade away, never fade away
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|6=Ur awsum, kthx.
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Our hopes and expectations
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Black holes & revelations
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And our hopes and expectations
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Black holes & revelations
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Hold you in my arms
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|7=Invisibuhl airplane for Happycat!  Everwun will see him in teh airplane, even tho iz invisibuhls. Even thoze bad doodz who wuz so mean will seez him, and everwun will be totally bummed.  Srsly.
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I just wanted to hold you in my arms
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Far away
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|8=Teh Ceiling Cat sez "iz teh lolfa n iz lolmega n i allwayz haz been n allwayz will be also i haz strongness!  rawr"
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This ship is taking me far away
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Far away from the memories
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Of the people who care if I live or die
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=====Vizjuns 'o Happycat=====
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I'll never let you go
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If you promise not to fade away, never fade away
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|9=Anywayz, I be John, ur bruder an ur friend in Happycat. So dis wun tiem, I wuz on Patmos talkin to sum doodz about Happycat an teh Ceiling Cat.
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|10=Wun Caturday, I wuz chillin an I heerz dis hugenormous voice behaind meh, an it wuz rly lowd lyke a trumpet insturmentz. 
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And our hopes and expectations
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Black holes & revelations, yeah
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Our hopes and expectations
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|11=An teh voice sez, "Oh, hai. I be Lolpha, an also, I be Lolmega, an rite whut you seez, an send it to those sehvuhn churchez over therr in Asia. In case u forgotz, tehy be Ephesus, Smyrna, Pergamum, Thyatira, Sardis, Philadelphia (wich not be teh wun in Pehnsluvainya) and also Laodicea, wich iz all funneh namez, but I not made dem up."}}
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Hold you in my arms
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I just wanted to hold you in my arms
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I just wanted to hold
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|12=I lookz for teh voice an, it wuz invisabuhls! Insted, I seez sehvuhn golduhn bukkits!
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|13=Also, therr wuz a dood dressed real nice, even tho he wuz in a dress.
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|14=Teh dood had a hed taht wuz wite, an also hairz taht wuz wite. Also, his eyez wuz chargin his lazors.
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|15=An his feets wuz lyke a heeter, an his voice wuz liek a mighteh toilet flushinz.
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|16=He made sehvuhn cookies in hiz rite hand, an a sword in hiz mouf.  Also, hiz face wuz all glowinz, like teh sun.  Srsly.}}
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|17=When I seez him, I fallz over liek ded.  Teh dood touched me an sez, "Dont be all skeerd."
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|18=Also, he sez, "I be Happycat an Im totally alive 4evr!  Also, I am teh keymaster."
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|19=Then he sez: "Taek notez. Lotsa notez."
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|20="OBTW, theez sehvuhn cookies are teh angelz of teh sehvuhn churchez I sed before.  Oh, also, theez bukkits are teh churches too. Kthxbai."
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Revision as of 11:38, 17 July 2009

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Ceiling Cat sez teh apocalypse is comming.
Iz comin. Srsly.

Far away This ship is taking me far away Far away from my memories Of the people who care if I live or die

The starlight I will be chasing your starlight Until the end of my life I don't know if it's worth it anymore

Hold you in my arms I just wanted to hold you in my arms

My life You electrify my life Let's conspire to re-ignite All the souls that would die just to feel alive

I'll never let you go If you promise not to fade away, never fade away

Our hopes and expectations Black holes & revelations And our hopes and expectations Black holes & revelations

Hold you in my arms I just wanted to hold you in my arms

Far away This ship is taking me far away Far away from the memories Of the people who care if I live or die

I'll never let you go If you promise not to fade away, never fade away

And our hopes and expectations Black holes & revelations, yeah Our hopes and expectations Black holes & revelations

Hold you in my arms I just wanted to hold you in my arms I just wanted to hold

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