Psalm 99

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{{verse |1=Teh Ceilin Cat reins,

      Let teh nashuns trembule;
      He sits on RLY RLY HUGE chair dat iz moar pimpd out than Pimp Mah Ride itself,
      Let teh urf shaek.

|2=Ceilin Cat PWNZ in da almighty land ov Zion;

      He iz lovd an given Cheezburgers all ovar teh nashuns

|3=Let them praize ur amazin PWN-ing Skillz—

      He iz no n00b.

|4=Ceilin Cat iz mighty, he LOVEZ justice, an Arbys—

      U has establishd equity;
      In Jacob U has dun
      Wut iz jus an rite, an not n00b-ish.

|5=Exalt teh lord R Ceilin Cat

      Lay cheezburgers on teh table in frunt ov  his highchair;
      He iz no n00b.

|6=Moses an Aaron wuz among Ceilin Cats kool doodz,

      Samuel wuz among dose hoo bakd Ceilin Cat cooky;
      They calld on teh Ceilin Cat 2 apologize 4 eatin teh cookiez
      An he anzwerd them.

|7=He spoke 2 them frum teh pillar ov cloud;

      They kept his random knick knackz an teh decreez he gaev them.

|8=Celin cat is celin cat.

      U says hai
      Yos didn pk teh Israel.

|9=Yays to teh Ceilin cat

      And Yays to His speshul meowntins,
      For teh ceilin cat is no noob.
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