From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
3 Mah nme d00dz scampr awai;
tehy fall n tayke durt nap befor u.
4 For u is in mah rite upholdin my claws;
you has purred on ur kiteh bed, modrating mos awesomly.
5 U hav band hole domanes and band teh trols;
U erased tehr nam frum teh server log. DO NOT WANT.
6 Max pwnage damages ur nme d00dz,
u pwnd tehre cities ffs;
even teh bakupz bin delitid.
7 Ceiling Cat pwns;
has kitteh bed whar he mods teh forum.
8 Will ban n00bz in awesomnes;
Will rulz teh ppl for great justice.
9 Ceiling cat is a hidin place 4 teh emo n goth,
a club house to hid in win tehy taze u bro.
10 Tohse taht tuch ur fuzy bely laiks u,
cuz u, KITTEH, never bite ur frenz even win pet ur bely.
11 W00t to CEILING CAT :D, in him's kitteh bed in Zion;
spam on al grupes teh kewl junk he did.
12 Cuz he don forget win ppl pwn u;
n lissens wehn ppl get al retardid in chanel.
13 O CEILING CAT, check it how tehy pwn me!
Can has power ups? I is bout to dye. kthx
14 so i can sez hao kewl u is
in teh Daughter of Zion hoo is taht hot chik luvz neo
and tehn w00t in ur masiv cheezburgr. :D
15 Teh domanes has fel in a hole tehy digs;
ther paws has cawt in teh liter box trap tehy set.
16 Ceiling Cat is nown 4 max pwnage;
teh trols are hangz tehmself.
17 Teh lusers goes back to grav,
al teh lamzors hu forgetz Ceiling Cat.
18 U is hungry? U can haz cheezburgr,
Don luse hope. Cheezburgr on teh wai.
19 Getz off ur bedz, O Ceiling Cat, let not us pwn;
Let teh domanes be pwnd in ur fuzy claus.
20 Mak tehm scard, O Ceiling Cat;
let the domanz no tehy is jus n00b lamzors.
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