Psalm 89

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Ceiling Cat madez a dele wif teh speshul David. Srsly.

1 Oh hai Ceiling Cat iz liek meowin' at ur luvs 4 uz, an stuffs. An wif mi mouf iz tellin' mi babiez an teh kittiez next doer of ur awesomeness.

2 An ai saiz dat u luv uz kittiz all 4eva an eva. Srsly. U riliables liek teh ceiling wich rain wen it sad an getes uz all wets.

3 An u sais "Ai has madez a deals wif mai speshul pplz, Srsly, ai has toldez mai kitteh Davids:

4 Ai lookz after your kittehs and buildz tehm troehnz, an makez dem cheezeburgerz fur all teh kittehs."

5 Oh mai graet Ceiling Cat iz praising u so badz an givin u cheezeburgerz, cause u iz all liek, ai is faithful in maekin holi wuns, n stuffs.

6 An whu in teh Ceiling iz beins leik yu, noe wuns taht whu. Srsly. Noet eveh teh BerdKats,

7 Who iz fearin teh Ceiling Cat in awl him howliness an awesohmness.

8 Oh graet Ceiling Cat, whu iz awesohm leik u. We dunno, srsly.

9 Cause u iz lookin afteh teh oshuns, we iz liek sayin fanks fur teh noet wettin uz, an stuffs.

10 Wehn u iz liek pwnin Ra'hab, him was liek a skwashed cheezeburger. An u waz chasin awai all yuz emenies leik littul mices tuh ur pahw. Srsly.

11 U maeks al teh fings leik teh Ceiling an teh Urfs. An we luvs dem liek our hoomans.

12 An u maeks teh ups an douns, fur taht pplz fank u.

13 Yuz has a mietiful pahw an a hai riet awm.

14 unneath u is fahreness an out off u coems luv. Liek teh lolrus loevs his bukket.

15 Happeh iz teh kittehs u meow at.

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