From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 Oh, hai, Ceiling Cat. U heer me yowlin'?
2 Come heere, I telz U secretz:
3 Unhappy cat is unhappy.
4 I is in yr pit, bein' pitiful.
5 Y is pit filled with zombeez?
6 Y U put me in pit?!?
7 DO NOT WANT!!
8 Where U take my friends, y they not listen 2 me? Iz stank?
9 K, U not listenin' too. I shutz up nao.
10 Zombeez like Ceiling Cat.
11 Ceiling Cat do magic tricks for zombeez. Him like dead stuff.
12 Ceiling Cat so misunderstood.
13 Y we not talk together like we used to?
14 Ceiling Cat? U still there?
15 U scarin' me.
16 U scarin' me LOTZ.
17 O noes! I drownin' in teh fear!
18 U bring back my peeps now, k? Srsly.
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