Psalm 86

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Wishins tu ascs fur healp

1 Ceiling Cat, c'meer ai tels u secret, k? Cause ai runez out ov cheezeburgers.

2 U saves meh nao k? Coz i iz liek lookin up tu u an u iz Ceiling Cat.

3 Nao u beh good to mee, Cuz i iz out all dai praezin ur bumoley.

4 Maeks mee happeh an maek mi insides fly leik BerdKats.

5 An u iz speshul wif luv an awesomeness. Srsly.

6 Coem cloeser for dis secret, k? Cuz iz doein mi speshul kitteh singen.

7 Wehn iz fallen in teh toalet bole an in trubles, ai meows an u pull meh out riet?

8 Cuz u iz liek nuffen els, an ur jub pwns.

9 An all teh kittehs off diffent culas an bilifs shal coem an wahnt tu shaek ur pahw.

10 Cuz u iz teh onli Ceiling Cat. Srsly.

11 An Ceiling Cat rely, rely big secret. Ai wans tu beh liek u, wif a big haert an lots off cheezeburgers.

12 So iz kissen ur bumoly furevah

13 Cuz u does luv meh, an ai will wun dai fly liek a BerdKat tu teh Ceiling.

14 But teh Basement worchippers want tu coem an steal all mi cheezeburgers.

15 An Ceiling Cat ai dun care cuz all ai want iz ur luv. Srsly.

16 An u be gooed tu meh alwaeys an dun furgets tu look after Happeh Cat.

17 Gimme sumfin tu show others so dey feal bad fur noet liekin u. Cuz u iz awesohm tu uz, srsly.  Kthxbai

Psalm 86
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