Psalm 83

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 1 Oh hai Ceiling cat, yu plz dun be qwyet!

Agin, dun be qwyet, Ceiling Cat, an kepe moovin an groovin

 2 Teh enemees, dey be moovin tu.

Dey be lookin round

 3 Dey wanna hertz us! Oh noes!

Dey wanna be in yur baes, killin teh d00dz.

 4 "Oh hai" dey be sayin "Weez gunna maek dem a nashun no moar!

Wen we getz dun, evereebuddie be liek, 'Who Israel? lol'"

 5 Dey coem togetter an dey be scheemin

Dey gunna maek armese. Oh noes!

 6 Teh cowches ov Edom an teh Ishmaelites,

an Moab an Hagrites

 7 An odder kitteh yu dun kno liek Gebal, Ammon, an Amalek

Philistia, wit teh kittehs ov Tyre (dey yawn lotz, lol)

 8 Hah, even Assyria (almos a bad werd, lol!) get wit dem

Dey try to halp teh kitten kittehs ov Lot.

 9 Do wit dem as yu did wit Midian, srsly

Awlso liek to Sisera an Jabin at teh wawter rivah ov Kishon

 10 Teh kittehs who perusheded at Endor

an dey becoem liek poop in teh littrbocks. Ew.

 11 Maek der nobel kittehs liek Oreb an Zeeb (Who ar dey, lol?)

an der prinses liek teh Zebah an Zalmunna (Who? lol, srsly, weerd kitteh naemes)

 12 Dey awl sed, "Letz go into der baeses

an taek teh grassee plants ov Ceiling Cat

 13 Maek dem liek teh tumblwede, o Ceiling Cat,

Dey gunna bownce round an we gunna bat at dem! Srsly,

 14 Yu kno liek how teh wief yells at teh husband,

Or liek how doggeh fite wit kitteh

 15 Yah, liek dat, Ceiling cat gunna git dem wit his rane

an maek dem scardee kitteh wit teh thunda

 16 Maek dem wet teh flor

An den dey gunna be all cryin, "Ceiling Cat!"

 17 Dey gunna be liek shavd kittehs wit cone on teh head,

Dey gunna die wit shaem, srsly.

 18 Ceiling Cat, let dem kno yer naem, srsly. Maek dem yell it, lol

Awlso, let dem kno yu are teh Jehovah Cat, owna of teh howse!
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