Psalm 82

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A psalm of Asaf

1 Ceiling cat pwns in teh assembli he pwns faek ceiling cats, srsly!

2 Ho long will u defen teh bad catz and halp teh bad catz?! U R DOIN EET RONG! Stop an tink, nao, srsly, kthx.

3 O hai thar, halp teh weak an orphan catz; giv teh poor and oppressd catz cheeseburgrz an cookiez!"

4 Reskyu teh weak an needy; taek dem awai frm teh bad catz pawz.

5 Dei duno/understnd anyfing. Stoopid, srsly. Dei walk in teh dark; all of teh urfs' base iz shake.

6 Ai sez, 'o hai "godz"; u iz all sonz of teh vry high.

7 But u will dai! Srsly! UFAIL!!1!1!one!!1! Srsly! "Orly?" "Yarly." "Kthx." "Bai."

8 Get up nao, Celing Cat! NAO! kthx. Judge teh urfs! coz all teh nashuns iz ur inheritance. kthxbai

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