Psalm 80

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1 Heer us, shepurd of kittehs,
 U hu leded Joseph liek herd of shepez;
 U hu sitzed neks to teh cherubimimim, shiend on

2 Befur Ephraim, Benjamin an Manasseh.
 Waek up, u strongz;
 Com an saivz us!

3 Restoar us, Oh pwrful Ceiling Cat;
  Maek ur fase shyn on us,
  dat we can has savingz n cheezburgrz.

4 Oh hai, Ceiling Cat,
  How longs u wil has smoldrin angryz
  Aginst teh meows uv ur kittehs?

5 U has maided dem eets sad emo bredz;
  U has maided dem drink sad emo watrz.

6 U can has maided us has problms wif teh kittehs neks dor,
  An nao ar enuhmees mahkz us, srsly

7 Restoar us, Oh pwrful Ceiling Cat;
 Maek ur fase shyn on us,
 dat we can has savingz n cheezburgrz.

8 U bringed a vyn out ov Egypt;
 U chaesd out teh othr nayshuns an putted it in a hol.

9 U cleerd teh urfs for it,
 An it taekd ruut an filded teh hoel yard.

10 Teh mowntinz can has shayd,
  Teh big treez can be cuvred wif it, tu.

11 It sentd out it bahwz to teh big watrz,
  It has shuetz as far as teh skinyr watrz over der.

12 Why u has brokded its wals
 So dat jus enibudy can has graepses?

13 Baorz frm teh foerst ravgez it
 An teh amnals can eatdz it.

14 Ceiling Cat, coem bak!
 Luk dwn from hole in ceiling and si!
 Watch ovr dis vyn (masturbatin, LOL!),

15 Teh ruut ur riet hand can has plantd,
 Teh babee u has raisd up fur urslf.

16 Ur vyn, it r cut dwn, it can be on fyr nao;
 At ur rebuk ur peoplz dy, srsly!

17 Ur hand can sits on teh dood at ur riet hand (for hed scratchs tiem, yes?),
 Teh sun of manz u can has raisd up fur urslf.

18 Den we wil not turnz awai frm u;
 Halp us, an we wil sai ur naemz.

19 Restoar us, Oh pwrful Ceiling Cat;
 Maek ur fase shyn on us,
 dat we can has savingz n cheezburgrz.

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