Psalm 76

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4 teh myuzic teachair. He can has instrmints with teh stringz. Iz a salm of Asaph. A song.

1. N Judah Ceiling Cat is kno'd & hiz name iz great n Izrel, srsly.

2. Hiz camp iz n Saylm, he lyks 2 liv tehr n Zyon.

3. Tehr he brak teh arowz, teh sheeldz, an teh sordz, an teh wepnz of mass destrukshun, ftw!

4. U r can has maor brytness than lyte, an moar majestykness than hillz with teh beestiz.

5. G00d d00dz lyke got ded an goted thrye stuffs stoled, they no moar can has catnaps cauz der pawz no moar can waiv.

6. Cauz Jacubz Ceiling Cat mayd teh horsiez and teh charyotz stai down.

7. Ceiling Cat can has respekt, an evrbodi needz 2 watch out when he iz abt 2 fyre hiz lazr. Trst me, u DO NOT WANT hiz lazr, srsly.

8. Teh Ceilings haz mayd tehr jujmintz, an mayded evrthin goed siylant

9. Wehn Ceiling Cat got ups an maed hiz jujmintz, he maed teh landz savd, ftw!

10. Srsly, ur angr aginst min maeks ppl lyke u rite? Lyke, teh 1s hoo iz all not ded?

11. Maek ur promsz to Ceiling Cat, an keep demz, cauz Ceiling Cat no lyks teh jokz wehn he no can has catnap, so bring prsnts 2 himz and maek him happeh.

12. Cauz he maeks teh kings go pepe on dem selvs srsly, he ish a scaireiy d00d 4realz.


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