Psalm 74

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Dis heers a maskl of Asaph

1 Y u don liek us no moar, Ceiling Cat? Y u's eated all teh mices?

2 Member teh kittehs dat powstid furst fur u? U gavs dem cheezburgerz.

3 Seez, teh cowch iz brokn. Doz meen kittehs poopd on it, an ur not sposed to do dat.

4 Teh bad kittehs went RAAAAWWRRR!!! in teh r00m wher u sayed, "O hai" to us. Tehy didnt liek u.

5 Tehy wer liek haxx0rz wid deir gunz an dei sploded evrythin!!!!

6 But reeleh, tehy skrachd up teh carpet wif deir clawz, I'z jus dramatic cat.

7 Srsly tho, tehy did bad stufs to ur hows.

8 Dehy thot, "Wez gunna pwnz doz n00bz!!!!" An tehy did pwn evryone hu wurshipd yuuz.

9 Iz no moar cheezburgrz, iz no moar prophits, an dat culd last forevr! DO NOT WANT!!!

10 Haow long r dehy gunna maek fun of u, Ceiling Cat? Fur liek, as long as Long Cat is long!? Dats a long tiem!!!

11 Y u don evn charge ur lazurs? U culd totly pwn dem all!!!!!!

12 Ceiling Cat, ur liek teh moast badass gai evr. U r00l. Srsly.

13 Yuuz maed teh waterz go awai. Dat wuz epic. Tehn yuuz pwnd all teh scaeree fishies dat evn us kittehs culdnt pwn.

14 Yuuz pwnd teh doggehs fur us. Dat wuz epic tu. Tehy wur so pwnd teh mices eated dem!

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