From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Revision as of 09:15, 13 October 2007 by Vlad the Impala
- Halp! Ceiling cat! In baff - do not want!
- Muddy baff = muddy paws. I am sink. Baff deep!
- I has tired now, mioaw lots. Want milk, want looksee - ceiling cat am late.
- Peepz say "Bad kitteh!" I no bad kitteh, I gud kitteh! Rly! I can has buckitt bak?
- Ceiling cat noez I iz not perfick kitteh.
- I try to be gud kitteh, iz not mah fawlt u bad, I rly am gud kitteh, I doan wan u be sad.
- I iz calld "Bad Kitteh", ceiling cat sey "must be".
- I see mah bruvvas and dey say "Who u? We nevah metchu b4 n00b!"
- I werk 4 ceiling cat now. U dis Him u dis me.
- I iz 1 sad kitteh! Hungry 2.
- I dress liek bum.
- Peepz at gate talk bout me an drunx dey sing "See da ickle kitteh, he work for teh ceiling cat, he a dirty kitteh, an a most unfeelin cat!"
- But I pray 2 ceiling cat. Mah call haz importance, I iz in a Q, pls holds.
- BTW I still be sink in da muddy baff. And peepz say "Bad kitteh!" 2.
- Kitteh still on holds. Nise muzik on holds.
- Iz wait liek a gud kitteh, can has smile? Can has ansa?
- Cum ceiling cat, buy me sole soez teh bad kittehs can no have.
- Ceiling cat noez I iz not perfick kitteh. I sed dat b4 k?
- Peepz say "Bad kitteh!" I sad, need hugz. No can has hugz.
- Peepz give kitteh dog food 2 eet and vinniga 2 drinks.
- Kitteh wants maek toylet in peepz food. LOL.
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