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- Halp! Ceiling cat! In baff - do not want!
- Muddy baff = muddy paws. I am sink. Baff deep!
- I has tired now, mioaw lots. Want milk, want looksee - ceiling cat am late.
- Peepz say "Bad kitteh!" I no bad kitteh, I gud kitteh! Rly! I can has buckitt bak?
- Ceiling cat noez I iz not perfick kitteh.
- I try to be gud kitteh, iz not mah fawlt u bad, I rly am gud kitteh, I doan wan u be sad.
- I iz calld "Bad Kitteh", ceiling cat sey "must be".
- I see mah bruvvas and dey say "Who u? We nevah metchu b4 n00b!"
- I werk 4 ceiling cat now. U dis Him u dis me.
- I iz 1 sad kitteh! Hungry 2.
- I dress liek bum.
- Peepz at gate talk bout me an drunx dey sing "See da ickle kitteh, he work for teh ceiling cat, he a dirty kitteh, an a most unfeelin cat!"
- But I pray 2 ceiling cat. Mah call haz importance, I iz in a Q, pls holds.
- BTW I still be sink in da muddy baff. And peepz say "Bad kitteh!" 2.
- Kitteh still on holds. Nise muzik on holds.
- Iz wait liek a gud kitteh, can has smile? Can has ansa?
- Cum ceiling cat, buy me sole soez teh bad kittehs can no have.
- Ceiling cat noez I iz not perfick kitteh. I sed dat b4 k?
- Peepz say "Bad kitteh!" I sad, need hugz. No can has hugz.
- Peepz give kitteh dog food 2 eet and vinniga 2 drinks.
- Kitteh wants maek toylet in peepz food. LOL.
- Kitteh wants peepz to haff no see and be all bend ovah.
- Ceiling cat mad a peepz, lay smack on peepz.
- Kitteh wants peepz go now, not cum bak, evah.
- Peepz am nasty to teh whupped of teh ceiling cat and scolded dose who ceiling cat said "Bad kitteh!" 2. Copicatz!
- Ceiling cat maek list, chickin it twice. List of dose can has NOT cheezburgr.
- Ceiling cat has list an can take namez from teh bigg buk of good kittehs. No cheezburgrz 4 bad kitteh!
- I haff teh limp an teh scrachd noze an I iz worry lots but teh ceiling cat am my bodigard. Has magnetik catflap.
- I sing abowt teh ceiling cat. He iz good kitteh, thx.
- Am make ceiling cat juss liek happycat. Him moar happy dan haffink funny mooes.
- Peepz wiv no cash see dis an be liek happycat. Dose am look fur Ceiling Cat am be brave kitteh.
- Ceiling cat here wot peepz am need. No fink bad fings bowt kitteh's in teh kittypound.
- Evrybody luvs teg ceiling cat! Even teh fishies.
- Ceiling cat has naybahood wach. Build speshul place fur hiz kittehs.
- Hiz kittehs kittehs can has live dere 2. An dere kittehs 2. An doze kittehs kittehs az well. U gets da pikchur. Teh ceiling cat's kittehs dere 4 evah...
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